2007 How To Contest Vote Thread

[angelicminx]

Because I can't guarantee I can keep this updated, here's the contest page.

All entries are one page unless otherwise noted.



How To Enjoy Fellatio by nancylondon

How to Keep Elephants... by Unbridled_Passion

How to Polish a Sword by maharat48

How To Pull on a Night Out by rachlou

Doggerel for Dummies by Boxlicker101

Hitchhiker's Guide To Men Ch. 02 by TheLordMemnoch

Anal, Again! by Olive Hizklosoff

My Take on Blowing With Words by RedHairedandFriendly

You CAN Teach Old Dogs New Tricks by Hikergirl

How to Write a Good Sex Scene by dweaver999

How to Make a Friend for Life by l8bloom

How To Open Your Relationship by quietbutkinky

On Eating Pussy by Interval

Giving Head to a Woman by Talynnda

Staying Out of the Doghouse by SxRx

Complete NaNoWriMo by oggbashan

Shopping for Sex Toys at Walmart by glynndah

How to Survive Depression by Emerald_Dragon

The "Secret" of Attraction (2) by SelenaKittyn

How To Write Incest by AsylumSeeker

How To Remember to Brush Your Teeth by quietbutkinky

How to Open Feminine Locks by robert12

How to Survive Depression Pt. 02 by Emerald_Dragon

Help with Dating (2) by DG Hear

Bedtime Sex Positions by FriskyVirgin

A Beginner's Guide to Dominating her by Master_n_Mentor

Shaving Pubic Hair: The Second Best Way by Hornyman69WithU

How to Succeed at Life by sack

How to Write Romance by MarshAlien

How To Protect Yourself Online by AngelWilling

D.I.Y Handjobs by FriskyVirgin

How to Masturbate Without a Computer by Katthrynn

For First Timers by FriskyVirgin

How To Be a Happy Hooker by Rumple Foreskin

Submitting Literotica for Beginners by s53mith

Condom Use by FriskyVirgin

Break a Drought by starrkers

How To Have a Grrreat 69 by FriskyVirgin

Entering a Themed Literotica Contest by oggbashan

How To Make it Through Alone by MistressLynn

How To Break the Literotica Toplist (2) by Tink4Fairy

Vagina Fingering Techniques by FriskyVirgin

 

[oggbashan]

Vote!

Please?

Og

 

[angelicminx]

Updated. Not many entries are there? Hmm.

 

[angelicminx]

Bump.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You are a goddess, Minxie...

x12 for you...

 

[angelicminx]

You are a goddess, Minxie...

x12 for you...

Bless you!

Updated.

 

[oggbashan]

Bump.

How to bump a thread.

Just post. The word bump is optional but the post must include something, so why not say "bump"?

Og

 

[glynndah]

Bump.

How to bump a thread.

Just post. The word bump is optional but the post must include something, so why not say "bump"?

Og

I think all entries in the "How To" contest need to be a bit longer than this one, but it is quite educational.

 

[starrkers]

Wish someone could do a How To Understand Voting Sweeps.

I've just lost votes that I've had for over three months and my stories scores are falling to levels they've never been at before. How is this possible?

 

[angelicminx]

Updated.

 

[angelicminx]

Updated.

 

[AthenasFury]

On Eating Pussy by Interval was quite the How-To

Highly recommend.

 

[kbate]

I promise to make time to read at least 5 stories this contest, even though my own writing did not make it into the entries.

 

[angelicminx]

Bump for the final update.

 

[angelicminx]

Bumpin' for the votes.

 

[oggbashan]

Vote!

Vote!

Vote!

Please?

Og

 

[angelicminx]

Bump

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

A Pastoral Missive From The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

FROM: The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

TO: The fellowship of The First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Likkers--past, present, and potential

SUBJECT: Thy Duty to Cast Not Aspersions but, Instead, Thy Vote in the HOW-TO CONTEST,

Dearly beloved, if thy name is not among the heavenly host who have already voted in this year's contest, then verily, veryily, I beseech ye to change thy ways before it is too late. This is one instance where thy vote could make a big difference. As of 9:45 pm (Central Texas Time) there were 13 or 14 entries (one's a two-parter) within 10 points of first place. Only two have over 100 votes. Most have less than 50. With numbers that low, individual votes loom large.

Tomorrow, May 28, could be the last full day of voting. The official end is May 29, but the exact time voting is cut-off appears subject to change, contest-to-contest. If casting thy votes in the HOW-TO CONTEST slipped what passeth for thy mind or thy hast been putting off doing this righteous deed while ye abided in the fields, then I say abide no more. Arise, read, and vote.

Can I have a big, AMEN, and a bunch of votes?

Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

 

[starrkers]

I'll definitely give you the AMEN

But I've already voted on everything (I think).

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'll definitely give you the AMEN

But I've already voted on everything (I think).

In that case, please allow me to give you this, BUMP.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

I voted on everything. Some quality stories in there!

Good luck everyone!

 

[starrkers]

Mine's dropping like a stone - I could still be in Last Place contention!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Mine's dropping like a stone - I could still be in Last Place contention!

Life has it's compensations.

Rumple Foreskin