15yr old teeny boppers on aol instant messenger

[Boxstar]

I don't know if it is just me or what. But I swear to God I get 10 random instant messages every day. And they all say the same thing. For example:

ScreenName: hi!
Me: Hello
ScreenName: asl?
Me: 21/m/pa
ScreenName g2g! bye!

The last one varies a little sometimes they say this:

ScreenName: 2 old. g2g! bye!

This drives me absolutely fucking crazy. I don't know why I waste my time and answer these stupid IM's, but somehow I am uncontrollably drawn to them. I swear if I get one more message with asl? I'm just going to snap. So if you don't see me for a long time you know what happened.

P.S. My new AV? what do you think? I crack up everytime I look at it.

 

[Siren]

I dont like your new AV go back to a sexual one

 

[Cheyenne]

:

ScreenName: hi!
Me: Hello
ScreenName: asl?
Me: 21/m/pa
ScreenName g2g! bye!

The last one varies a little sometimes they say this:

ScreenName: 2 old. g2g! bye!

P.S. My new AV? what do you think? I crack up everytime I look at it.

The only thing I understood in that whole exchange was hello and good bye and that you're a 21 year old male. What is the rest of it? Translate for us non-chat room type people here.

And I lke the avatar. I feel like that myself some days!

 

[Boxstar]

g2g = got to go.
asl? age/sex/location

Thats about all i figured out. Every once and a while I catch a new phrase of the 15yr. old girl computer language. There are fiesty little devils and keep coming up with new ones.

 

[White_Tigress_]

When someone asks a/s/l, its usually a good indication they are under 20. At least 97% are! I ignore the question, if they are to lazy to look in my profile then I'm to lazy to answer that idiotic question. (this is from a chat site I pop into a few times a month)

Any message I get from an unknown username, I pretty much ignore it anyhow...I know, I sound like a bitch, but I don't have myself on 'find' mode, which means don't bother finding me.

I understand your aggrivation about it though....you need to learn to control answering sometimes..it really does help lower your stress level

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmm... a whole new language I know nothing about.

I think I'll continue to stay out of chat rooms.

Why do I feel old all of a sudden?

 

[Boxstar]

I can't control the urge

Uncontrollably drawn. Every time i see "will you accept a message from ReallyHotChic" I think to myself, wow..someone wants to talk to me....this might be fun. But no. Let down everytime. They get me everytime. I think I need to go to Random Chat Message Accepting Anonymous.....RCMAA.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Does noone read profiles anymore? Mine clearly states that I am a 21 yr old single mother from PA, and I still get the a/s/l? bit.

 

[BlondGirl]

On your marital status, list yourself as NOT AVAILABLE

That seems to help.

For some reason, I don't get too many obvious teeny boppers sending me IMs. I do get many IM's though, but they are easily dealt with--they either ask for my picture location or strike up a conversation. Any time age/looks/location are even discussed, boom--they are minimized and ignored. (It is better to minimize than to X since they can keep on messaging you all they want and it won't intefere with your playtime at all.)

What is your AOL handle and maybe some of us can suggest things to alter in your profile that will decrease the bimbobabies.

.......................Blondgirl
..........................AKA BDSM Blondgirl on AOL

 

[Siren]

Boxy....... will you accept a message from..

 

[Boxstar]

Siren: You know me. Uncontrollably drawn. Hot for Teacher.

Blondgirl: my aol instant messenger name is AltoidAD, which is dumb I've been trying to think of a new one for ages. I actually get alot of good messages about my profile. Check it out.

 

[MrBates]

Re: will you accept a message from..??

HotTeacher4You.....

If Boxy won't......I will!!!!

 

[cymbidia]

I don't have aol (though the 13 year old girl child is whining about getting it "like all my friends" - tells you something about the aol demographic, hmmm?). But i've had icq since just after it came out and have spent time in chat rooms, too - usually bdsm ones but they're all sorta the same in a lot of ways.

Anyway, if anyone comes at me with an a/s/l i smile politely and move away immediately.

Would you walk up to a total stranger at a party somewhere and ask then that? Why do people feel they may do so here?

I find that particular "greeting" (and i use that word without any of it's warmer apsects) childish in the extreme and terribly ill-mannered. I never give the people wielding it my time.

 

[BlondGirl]

Quote:

"There is no profile for AltoidAD."

Did you mistype it?

In e-mail I got:

"The following problems occurred while processing your request:

altoidad - This is not a known member."

 

[Siren]

Lets see another screen name could be

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: will you accept a message from..??

 

[BlondGirl]

For a screenname, I also suggest that you put your name with your birthday--example
Suzy52273

This way, all your friends and family are reminded of your birthday every time they e-mail your or get an e-mail from you. A great way to decrease the odds of being forgotten on your birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boxstar]

Blondgirl: AltoidAD is an instant messenger screen name, not an aol handle....i hope that makes sense.

Siren: Those 3 names are good...they make sense...but I don't think so....keep 'em coming.....

 

[Never]

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[Boxstar]

My name isn't Suzy. So scratch that one.

 

[BlondGirl]

Hell, I'm about to beg to be in the class too.

Even if it is only on audit status to observe the goings-on.

 

[MrBates]

Re: Vacancy

You need to get a grade Mr. Bates?

You want the lessons to begin?

Boxy is my student but the class is not full....YET

Siren, I have dedicated myself to being a LIFE LONG LEARNER!!

Also, any teacher who wants to be made to howl is all right with me!!

 

[BlondGirl]

if you are only on AOLIM, then how does anyone find you? How do the paying members see this mysterious profile?

And the problem with most of the cool names is that they are already in use.

 

[Boxstar]

$$$$ WHAT?!!

You have to pay to use aol instant messenger?!!!?! Holy shit...i bet my bill is huge!!! Would it be easier if I just posted my profile?