10 Things a man shouldn't say on a first date

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"Drink up - I like drunk women. They struggle less."

 

[ridddder]

Oh your a rape victim? I like to fuck women who don't say no to men with knives.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"I really believe that variety is important to a healthy sex life. Look at me. I'm into necrophillia but I like a live evey now and again for a change."

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

Don't drink the water here, last week I had a glass and pissed fire for three days.

 

[fallin_snow]

sooo.............. how much????



i friend used this one alot.... funny as hell to watch him give this line.


hey babe you wanta fuck!!?

 

[Guest]

"Dont worry about your looks, I'll just use a paper bag when I'm fucking you"

"I hope you dont mind me asking, have you had your rabies shot?"

"I'm only dating you because my sister is out of town"

 

[Guest]

le bump

 

[cheesysusie]

Re: #4

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

LMAO

 

[Pixie Mischief]

"You know... my dog is a better fuck then you"

 

[Carp]

5) Quick duck – it’s my wife!

I believe it's spelled QuickDuck...and isn't it offensive to refer to a person as "it's" rather than "he" or "she"?

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

Hey now which one of them is your moma? Is she the one with the thong on or the one with just heals on? You must take after someone else you gotta flat chest.

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

Hows aunt jen doing these days?

 

[fallin_snow]

Hey now which one of them is your moma? Is she the one with the thong on or the one with just heals on? You must take after someone else you gotta flat chest.

LMAO!!!

 

[larrycando]

Wanna get some pizza and go fuck? (pause)

Whats the matter, you don't like pizza?

 

[woodgie2]

Smile, look deep into her eyes and say:

"aich tee tee pee colon forward slash forward slash double ewe double ewe double ewe dot siberkat dot com forward slash thewavszim forward slash loveadvz dot wav"

Yep, I can see that that would be rather an incomprehnsible thing to say to a woman on a first date.

Gods I'm a geek! That had tears of laughter streaming down my face! I haven't laughed so much in ages.

The sad thing is I get accused of doing just that! I think it's the <beer>happiness</beer> that really gets them though

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"You're nothing like my last girlfriend - she was gorgeous."

And rephrasing for Carp:

5) "Quick, hide. My wife has just arrived."