10 Things a man shouldn't say on a first date

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"I'll give you a lift home - you sit on the handle bars while I pedal"

 

[Guest]

Actually that's their #2 favorite. The best is "Get in the truck, bitch."

LOL!

 

[iwmggw]

Prison wasn't so bad.

 

[iwmggw]

#2

No.....that really is a pistol in my pocket.

 

[Aquila]

Re: #2

No.....that really is a pistol in my pocket.

on that note, never explain to your date that you where two shirts because you have a shoulder holster on.

freaks them out.

 

[iwmggw]

#3

I don't believe there's such a thing as date rape.

 

[iwmggw]

#4

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

 

[iwmggw]

#5

When I go out to the bars my motto is, "go ugly early". Can I buy you a drink?

 

[iwmggw]

#6

Wow.............your mustache is thicker than mine.

 

[iwmggw]

#7

What's your sign...............I'm a feces.

 

[iwmggw]

#8

Are you as good looking as I think you are? Or am I just drunker than I think I am?

 

[iwmggw]

#9

I think I'm gonna be ...........blaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

 

[iwmggw]

#10

Fuck me????????Fuck you!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I never had much success with women until I discovered Rynoptol (sp?)

 

[BgMma]

That was so bad, MJR!

I always liked,
so you want to go out, or you just want the money?

 

[mbb308]

I've got some really great new "leather products" I want to try out.

 

[BgMma]

Your brother takes it in the ass, you know.

 

[mbb308]

Your brother takes it in the ass, you know.

And he's cuter than you are, too.

 

[BgMma]

LOL!!!OMG!!!!!




How about, So how about pulling that plug? I shucked out a lot of money tonight.

 

[mbb308]

I'm seriously considering forsaking women in favor of sheep.

The dates are cheaper, too.

 

[BgMma]

Did you know that this gut turns to dick after midnight?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"You're just my kind of woman - cheap."

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

well as you can see I'm not that good looking hey ontop of that I got a little dick and can last at a full 4 sec. now

ok I am not that funny but loved everyone elses

or

Back to the gun yes that is a gun in my pocket I thought we could go to a better fast food place if I worked a little tonight.

 

[BgMma]

Hey, at least you tried....the second one was hilarious, though!

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

Hey where is the peep hole in the restroom here? I got a camera I want you to help me try out