My will clearly states that upon immediate declaration of my death all of my devices are to be smashed, run over with a truck, dropped into a vat of acid and any remaining funds are to be given to my lawyer to sue anyone who remembers me in any way other than as an upstanding member of the community.Lord help my kids' eyes when I die, and they see my search history.
Fucking fuck. It's a thing and they are 50% off at Lovegasm. I couldn't guess why.
You're welcome!! Did you find Sounding Rods?haha I've been working on organizing my hard drive and putting all my fun pictures in a folder called "KidsDon'tLook" This way if they look. They were warned. Eventually they will go on a password protected hard drive.
Don't make me go back to that search, sassy.
That’s far more practical than what I came up with.
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Ugh. I found my Dads porn stash on VHS no less when he passed. It was definitely not my taste.That’s far more practical than what I came up with.
I wonder if people will start leaving their porn collection to their beneficiaries. I’m sure someone has!
And would that be considered a benefit!
It would also be interesting to hear stories about finding the secret stash of a loved one and maybe finding out too late what they were into (Or not late enough!
Maybe it could serve as inspiration to us “currently alive” people to communicate better with our SOs?
That’s awkward, embarrassing and interesting all at the same time.
It's July. Step outside.I’m having a Whoring emergency!
Am typing with thumbs dried with TP!
Just got out of the shower.
No towels in the bathroom!
We used them last night to clean up, well, a mess.
House full of kids and stepkids.
I’m nekked n wet.
The Viking is running errands.
Of note: The thermostat is set to 68.
I could go hypothermic.
This is a true slutmergency!
Tame compared to the emails I found from his interactions on a dating site.
lol you have no idea what a picture whore I am. There are more than 1 hard drives worth.
Hey now!Now this vision. I laughed at.
haha look at the bright side. These have been a whole lot of visuals of you!!
Probably even more entertaining since I have no idea what you look like. So, you change each time. 
Years ago my MIL asked for porn for Christmas. She also thought it was illegal, but I’d have connections to obtain some. There are so many things both wrong and hilarious about that
FIFY
Lord help my kids' eyes when I die, and they see my search history.
If I’m on the receiving end of the pic then I would want current and preferably one just for me.Holy cow. I've contemplated if they wriggled into my cloud storage. But my search history! *gulps* They're gonna be like, "Mom was looking at dicks AND recipes for Sunday dinner AT THE SAME TIME?!" Yep, yes she was.
This raises an interesting aspect of e-whoring: Archiving.
Do you hang onto your *coughs* whoring material? Do you keep an archive? Ya got a Top Shelf? What's on it? How do you decide when to send a current pic versus an Old Classic?
subquestion: is Current > Old Classic? all the time? sometimes?
Don’t keep nothing. Everything new.Holy cow. I've contemplated if they wriggled into my cloud storage. But my search history! *gulps* They're gonna be like, "Mom was looking at dicks AND recipes for Sunday dinner AT THE SAME TIME?!" Yep, yes she was.
This raises an interesting aspect of e-whoring: Archiving.
Do you hang onto your *coughs* whoring material? Do you keep an archive? Ya got a Top Shelf? What's on it? How do you decide when to send a current pic versus an Old Classic?
subquestion: is Current > Old Classic? all the time? sometimes?
I try to send new, or at least within the last monthYes darling, but what are your thoughts as a sender?
Wow, that seems laborious. I'm impressed with your dedication to staying in the present moment.
*PSST... So, ladies, listen up! Anything @Apisto42 sends you is custom made and out hot n' fresh like a Krispy Kreme!*
I hang on to everything. I am a picture whore-der. This is why I have hard drives. Oddly. For as much as I struggle with liking pictures of myself as a whole. I love the naughty pictures. I have gotten better about deleting the ones I did not like or liked at the time and now look at it and think. "What the hell was I thinking"Holy cow. I've contemplated if they wriggled into my cloud storage. But my search history! *gulps* They're gonna be like, "Mom was looking at dicks AND recipes for Sunday dinner AT THE SAME TIME?!" Yep, yes she was.
This raises an interesting aspect of e-whoring: Archiving.
Do you hang onto your *coughs* whoring material? Do you keep an archive? Ya got a Top Shelf? What's on it? How do you decide when to send a current pic versus an Old Classic?
subquestion: is Current > Old Classic? all the time? sometimes?
I agree. I dont save anything. I also like to receive current
Whoring material I assume we’re talking about anything sexual and not just personal pics?Do you hang onto your *coughs* whoring material? Do you keep an archive? Ya got a Top Shelf? What's on it? How do you decide when to send a current pic versus an Old Classic?
subquestion: is Current > Old Classic? all the time? sometimes?
See, I knew you were hot AF!
Grabbing a camera, snapping a pic and sending it is far more intimate and personal.See, I knew you were hot AF!
I don’t mind a vault pic and I do have some I keep and share sometimes, but there’s something about taking a pic or making a video in the moment that creates a lot of intimacy and makes it more special. At least for me it does.
