🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[SassySheDevil]

There was a story to go with the rainbow cock about how I almost got the smaller one, but then another friend insisted they purchase the big one

Well. Men will tell you that bigger is better

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The “bigger” question is was it used for anything other than felatio….

See question #3 in my original post

 

[Trekka]

@SassySheDevil @Trekka
Look what I just got as a souvenir gift from someone today

1) They clearly poses kinky clairvoyance

2) It’s made of SUGAR

3) Odds I can resist trying something whorish and likely ill advised?

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i want one!
and i know exactly what i’d do with it

*sets up the tripod and rummages about for thigh highs

really tho? I’m waiting for the chicken to finish baking

 

[tnman03]

 

[jason28053]

i want one!
and i know exactly what i’d do with it

*sets up the tripod and rummages about for thigh highs

really tho? I’m waiting for the chicken to finish baking

Tell us how you did with the cock… I mean chicken

 

[SassySheDevil]

i want one!
and i know exactly what i’d do with it

*sets up the tripod and rummages about for thigh highs

really tho? I’m waiting for the chicken to finish baking

Waiting for the thigh highs

 

[Trekka]

Just call me Whorbal.

Oh my sweet fuck.
@Corbal: You found us!

IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!
LET’S DO LINES!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tell us how you did with the cock… I mean chicken

Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole damn chicken.

 

[jason28053]

Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole damn chicken.

Tickle your ass with a feather?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tickle your ass with a feather?

Yes, please.

*Lowers shorts*

 

[jason28053]

Yes, please.

*Lowers shorts*

 

[Trekka]

I’m having a Whoring emergency!
Am typing with thumbs dried with TP!

Just got out of the shower.
No towels in the bathroom!
We used them last night to clean up, well, a mess.

House full of kids and stepkids.

I’m nekked n wet.
The Viking is running errands.
Of note: The thermostat is set to 68.

I could go hypothermic.
This is a true slutmergency!

 

[Trekka]

^thank you for your support. The mess, since you asked, was a lot of cum and a lot of lube. Used all the bathroom towels to clean it up.

That was a trial.

The lack of towels, not the mess. The mess was grrrreat.

Who else here likes to look left, look right, then dart naked and wet, freezing cold, taking one’s life into one’s own hands!, to get a clean towel ?!

Ah the cold wet jiggly clandestine towel scamper.

Welp, im awake now!

 

[hotwords229_A]

68 degrees? We call, that July!
Ah, the Florida sense of temperature.
The best part of running naked to a clean towel is when all the shades are up and the neighbors are outside mowing their lawns and having pool parties. You never know whose day you might make.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’m having a Whoring emergency!
Am typing with thumbs dried with TP!

Just got out of the shower.
No towels in the bathroom!
We used them last night to clean up, well, a mess.

House full of kids and stepkids.

I’m nekked n wet.
The Viking is running errands.
Of note: The thermostat is set to 68.

I could go hypothermic.
This is a true slutmergency!

You know this is where the guys are going to say "Pics or it didn't happen" right?

 

[QuietCanadian]

You know this is where the guys are going to say "Pics or it didn't happen" right?

I think, indirectly, you just said that... That's a veteran move, Sassy.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think, indirectly, you just said that... That's a veteran move, Sassy.

That was smooth right?

 

[QuietCanadian]

That was smooth right?

I almost called you butter.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking of smooth.. Uh. how's that apron picture coming along? Or maybe you want to jump into the thigh highs? Um. Hell. You brought up butter. This could be fun.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Speaking of smooth.. Uh. how's that apron picture coming along? Or maybe you want to jump into the thigh highs? Um. Hell. You brought up butter. This could be fun.

I'm not exactly sure what type of photo is being asked of me anymore.

 

[Trekka]

I'm not exactly sure what type of photo is being asked of me anymore.

i am.

 

[QuietCanadian]

i am.

This worries me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think they’re just trying to butter you up!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve got some more thoughts that could help out you whores-in-training, since my first advice was so brilliant. Some of them apply to sexual dalliances. Some are also good general life rules.

1. Don’t wear Crocs. (Also a good general life rule)

2. Whilst in the heat of passion, don’t ever throw out the term “mommy” or “daddy” unless you know your partner is into that.

3. Let’s just got ahead and say don’t ever use the term “mommy” in a sexual way at all.

4. Don’t have a nickname for your dick.

5. Be sure to save up your tricks. You can’t blow your best stuff right out of the gate or you’ll have to continue to increase your level of dirty. If you’re not careful, you’ll be shoving starfish up your ass by week two. Trust me, it’s not worth it.

 

[tnman03]

I’m having a Whoring emergency!
Am typing with thumbs dried with TP!

Just got out of the shower.
No towels in the bathroom!
We used them last night to clean up, well, a mess.

House full of kids and stepkids.

I’m nekked n wet.
The Viking is running errands.
Of note: The thermostat is set to 68.

I could go hypothermic.
This is a true slutmergency!

Innovation works in times of need. Bed sheets work just dandy if you can't find a towel. Or use your hands to sluice off the excess water, grab a dirty shirt from the hamper, and scoot. But the easiest by far is just asking one of the kiddos to bring you a towel, sheet, etc. And 68 degrees must have had your HVAC spinning the power meter.

^thank you for your support. The mess, since you asked, was a lot of cum and a lot of lube. Used all the bathroom towels to clean it up.

That was a trial.

The lack of towels, not the mess. The mess was grrrreat.

Who else here likes to look left, look right, then dart naked and wet, freezing cold, taking one’s life into one’s own hands!, to get a clean towel ?!

Ah the cold wet jiggly clandestine towel scamper.

Welp, im awake now!

Ah, sex innovation. just remember the mantra... lack of proper planning often results in piss poor results. But then spontaneity in sexual endeavors makes up for any inconveiances.