SassySheDevil
Moody Roller Coaster
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Bahahahahahaha
That was as horrifying as watching a baby being born when you least expect it.
I'm going to go back and take another look, though

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Bahahahahahaha
That was as horrifying as watching a baby being born when you least expect it.
I'm going to go back and take another look, though
Hang on... That's not stick dick is it?He's a skinny little fucker. I'm sure his hands are bigger than his waist. I feel like you should have first hand experience to this lovely view @alwaysaway
He's a skinny little fucker. I'm sure his hands are bigger than his waist. I feel like you should have first hand experience to this lovely view @alwaysaway
LOL If anyone had that pic, it would not be meHang on... That's not stick dick is it?
Boy, would that immediately change my friendship![]()
Okay. Now I can't quite ask for the Venn Diagram in this case. But uh. Maybe a stick visual?In our first ever conversation, many years ago now (but yet still fresh as fuck in my mind… because he brings it up a LOT), we discussed the art of a watermelon fucking. Our thoughts differed greatly. I can confirm, this is not the way he agrees it should be done.![]()
LOL If anyone had that pic, it would not be meI think there is only 1 person he'd ever trust with that picture.
Nah. Give us the whole transcriptOkay. Now I can't quite ask for the Venn Diagram in this case. But uh. Maybe a stick visual?![]()
Okay. He probably told you this (hell, I may have), but I only figured out it was you maaaybe three months ago? I still laugh that I am that obtuse. I miss everything
I'm partial to the good stuff that is comfortable to wear all day. But I'll be damned if anyone but me takes it off.
That's why I suggested a shackled throne for @hotwords229_A
I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.In our first ever conversation, many years ago now (but yet still fresh as fuck in my mind… because he brings it up a LOT), we discussed the art of a watermelon fucking. Our thoughts differed greatly. I can confirm, this is not the way he agrees it should be done.![]()
I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash meCan any of the e-whores here interpret the big brown rain jacket emoji?
“Hey big boy, wanna buy a watch?”
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How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
https://www.***********/s/2gul9ny9uvc2ycf/2caa37e3ffba9c204dce67b54187c690.23.jpg?dl=0
It was pretty close to Little_Sister levelHow is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
Woooo hooo. Sounds like a challenge.I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.
I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash me![]()
How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
The funny part was that it was shared through Dropbox, which made me stop and think “Wait, does she know this guy? Is this a personal pic?”I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.
I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash me![]()
How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
Me too!!
I mean, the mystique is way more exciting than finding out I just like a really good pen for making lists, but don't we all want a realistic office setting at home just in case?Ooh. I'm listening
Shame. I was kind of hoping you knew him! Lol!haha I do not know him. I put it on Dropbox to follow the rules of no dick pics. (Without linking)
Maybe if I beg. Hubby will do it.Shame. I was kind of hoping you knew him! Lol!
Don't ruin my visual. I was pretty sure he was doing other things with it!!Yeah no watermelons for me please, I’ll be outside burning my eyes out……
The pen is for writing down the tips and tricks yeah @QuietCanadian ??
I'm listening.Don't ruin my visual. I was pretty sure he was doing other things with it!!![]()
But I don't wear glasses.
I'm slightly hoping your nose isn't that big.. But uh.. If you prefer....But I don't wear glasses.![]()
I don't know why I looked, definitely do not prefer.I'm slightly hoping your nose isn't that big.. But uh.. If you prefer....
BIG WARNING!!!! Don't look if you are creeped out by dick and foreign objects!!
https://www.***********/s/9c4706g16gpgf8w/2000x2000.1.jpg?dl=0
I mean. Unless you are @LadyLascivious1Challenge accepted!!
haha no? Do you want me to google it for you? I'm helpful like that.I don't know why I looked, definitely do not prefer.
They make toys for the former that beat and HB No. 2. I'm not going to Google if they make toys for the latter.
I think it's best for no one to google that.haha no? Do you want me to google it for you? I'm helpful like that.
Lord help my kids' eyes when I die, and they see my search history.![]()