🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

🤣 He's a skinny little fucker. I'm sure his hands are bigger than his waist. I feel like you should have first hand experience to this lovely view @alwaysaway

In our first ever conversation, many years ago now (but yet still fresh as fuck in my mind… because he brings it up a LOT), we discussed the art of a watermelon fucking. Our thoughts differed greatly. I can confirm, this is not the way he agrees it should be done. :D
 
In our first ever conversation, many years ago now (but yet still fresh as fuck in my mind… because he brings it up a LOT), we discussed the art of a watermelon fucking. Our thoughts differed greatly. I can confirm, this is not the way he agrees it should be done. :D
Okay. Now I can't quite ask for the Venn Diagram in this case. But uh. Maybe a stick visual? :nana:
 
I'm partial to the good stuff that is comfortable to wear all day. But I'll be damned if anyone but me takes it off.

That's why I suggested a shackled throne for @hotwords229_A
In our first ever conversation, many years ago now (but yet still fresh as fuck in my mind… because he brings it up a LOT), we discussed the art of a watermelon fucking. Our thoughts differed greatly. I can confirm, this is not the way he agrees it should be done. :D
I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.

Can any of the e-whores here interpret the big brown rain jacket emoji?

“Hey big boy, wanna buy a watch?”

:D
I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash me 😁 :nana:

:nana:
https://www.***********/s/2gul9ny9uvc2ycf/2caa37e3ffba9c204dce67b54187c690.23.jpg?dl=0
How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
 
I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.


I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash me 😁 :nana:


How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
Woooo hooo. Sounds like a challenge. :nana:
 
I think you should share more about the aforementioned shackled thrones and proper ways to fuck a watermelon.


I envision a hot, naked someone about to flash me 😁 :nana:


How is a watermelon picture like this so disturbing?! @SassySheDevil you are now on my links probation list, although you haven’t descended to the ranks of @cheekygirl75 or @Daisy_Love yet.
The funny part was that it was shared through Dropbox, which made me stop and think “Wait, does she know this guy? Is this a personal pic?”
Luckily, while searching for a funny watermelon reply pic, I came across the video of that pic.
Although now that I’m typing this, that doesn’t prove that she doesn’t know him.
Hmmm . . .🤔
 
haha I do not know him. I put it on Dropbox to follow the rules of no dick pics. (Without linking)
 
Ooh. I'm listening
I mean, the mystique is way more exciting than finding out I just like a really good pen for making lists, but don't we all want a realistic office setting at home just in case?

I question the quality of said office supplies, though. When searching "Sharpie" it came back with many things that were not, in fact, a Sharpie. And a
banana shaped umbrella that @SMNaughtywife mighty like. While it is kind of cool, it also looks like it could have dual functionality when packed away.
 
I'm slightly hoping your nose isn't that big.. But uh.. If you prefer....

⚠️BIG WARNING!!!! Don't look if you are creeped out by dick and foreign objects!!⚠️

https://www.***********/s/9c4706g16gpgf8w/2000x2000.1.jpg?dl=0

I mean. Unless you are @LadyLascivious1 :nana: Challenge accepted!!
I don't know why I looked, definitely do not prefer. 😂

They make toys for the former that beat and HB No. 2. I'm not going to Google if they make toys for the latter.
 
I don't know why I looked, definitely do not prefer. 😂

They make toys for the former that beat and HB No. 2. I'm not going to Google if they make toys for the latter.
haha no? Do you want me to google it for you? I'm helpful like that.

Lord help my kids' eyes when I die, and they see my search history. 🤣
 
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