🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[SassySheDevil]

I prefer taking 4,000 of the same pic, finding the one that looks the least horrible and pretending that I casually snapped that one and sent it.

Don't we all do this?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Don't we all do this?

I've been trying to take a decent apron picture for nearly a month.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I've been trying to take a decent apron picture for nearly a month.

Luckily, I'm patient

 

[Pad_Foot]

All new. Save nothing
Well there was one red bra that hung around a long time, but even that is gone now

Now

What’s up with these aprons??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I tend to take new photos but do love pulling out the old ones when timing dictates (such as when we're discussing pole dancing)

 

[Trekka]

I tend to take new photos but do love pulling out the old ones when timing dictates (such as when we're discussing pole dancing)

See? For this very reason i keep some archives! I’m with @aussiegeekygal

Similar to Aprongate, what if a discussion erupts about cooking and one is all *sexy cooking alert* ?

And whips a pic outta cold storage.
Because, comedic timing! +archives

 

[hotwords229_A]

It looks like that pan has an erection. I can’t blame him!

 

[QuietCanadian]

I tend to take new photos but do love pulling out the old ones when timing dictates (such as when we're discussing pole dancing)

Batman is always prepared.

 

[Trekka]

Batman is always prepared.

He’s dodging the question folks!

 

[QuietCanadian]

He’s dodging the question folks!

I wouldn't say dodging, it's just the top shelf is more like a dive bar. We don't really stock Johnnie Walker Blue at this establishment.

 

[Trekka]

I wouldn't say dodging, it's just the top shelf is more like a dive bar. We don't really stock Johnnie Walker Blue at this establishment.

So what I hear you saying is “yes.” Yes you have archival material!

 

[Corbal]

I’ve been searching for a “mostly clean” prostitute to buy. Teeth aren’t totally mandatory. I figured out yesterday while writing out my bucket list that I’ve always wanted to say, “yeah, I bought a whore once.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve been searching for a “mostly clean” prostitute to buy. Teeth aren’t totally mandatory. I figured out yesterday while writing out my bucket list that I’ve always wanted to say, “yeah, I bought a whore once.”

I think you just rent them, unless your interested in Pimping . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve been searching for a “mostly clean” prostitute to buy. Teeth aren’t totally mandatory. I figured out yesterday while writing out my bucket list that I’ve always wanted to say, “yeah, I bought a whore once.”

I've got an idea for a dating app that has matrices to cross reference your applicants/whores with clients/johns. That way, you just click the check boxes for STDs that you already have and the matches that return to you are already infected similarly, so no worries. Can't catch herpes twice.

For instance, Corbal would just have to check 5 or 6 boxes and every result would come back with people who share her status. She could check the "preference" boxes for things like "teeth" or "minimal odor" if those are not requirements.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've got an idea for a dating app that has matrices to cross reference your applicants/whores with clients/johns. That way, you just click the check boxes for STDs that you already have and the matches that return to you are already infected similarly, so no worries. Can't catch herpes twice.

For instance, Corbal would just have to check 5 or 6 boxes and every result would come back with people who share her status. She could check the "preference" boxes for things like "teeth" or "minimal odor" if those are not requirements.

CrabShare app?

 

[Trekka]

I’ve been searching for a “mostly clean” prostitute to buy. Teeth aren’t totally mandatory. I figured out yesterday while writing out my bucket list that I’ve always wanted to say, “yeah, I bought a whore once.”

SOLD!

 

[Corbal]

SOLD!

How much we talking? I’ve got $3, a new bag of beef jerky, and a hunting knife to trade.

 

[Trekka]

How much we talking? I’ve got $3, a new bag of beef jerky, and a hunting knife to trade.

*pulls a bigger knife from my glove box and puts it to your throat.

Turn tables.
Narrows eyes.
What flavor jerky?

 

[Corbal]

*pulls a bigger knife from my glove box and puts it to your throat.

Turn tables.
Narrows eyes.
What flavor jerky?

Human flesh flavor.
Duh.

 

[Lord Pmann]

CrabShare app?

I need a chief marketing director.

 

[Trekka]

I need a chief marketing director.

i love markets.

 

[Trekka]

Speaking of farm fresh produce.

Easy Whoring Idea - Budget Friendly - Can be adapted to any season or occasion.

So i like attempting to figure out when a man is gonna be at the grocery store. Specifically in the produce section.

And then send them filth right as they pass by the peaches.

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of farm fresh produce.

Easy Whoring Idea - Budget Friendly - Can be adapted to any season or occasion.

So i like attempting to figure out when a man is gonna be at the grocery store. Specifically in the produce section.

And then send them filth right as they pass by the peaches.

I’ll send you my calendar 🗓

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Speaking of farm fresh produce.

Easy Whoring Idea - Budget Friendly - Can be adapted to any season or occasion.

So i like attempting to figure out when a man is gonna be at the grocery store. Specifically in the produce section.

And then send them filth right as they pass by the peaches.

How is this filth conveyed (she says fondling an eggplant?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Speaking of farm fresh produce.

Easy Whoring Idea - Budget Friendly - Can be adapted to any season or occasion.

So i like attempting to figure out when a man is gonna be at the grocery store. Specifically in the produce section.

And then send them filth right as they pass by the peaches.

We’re gonna need a video tutorial.