😎 That Feeling When...

[SimplyMsT]

TFW you can hear the silence

 

[wouldloveto]

TFW you are there, on the edge...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW she's just starting to moan in sexual bliss from my tongue flicks of her clit...

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW the basement might finally get repaired

 

[kccasey]

TFW his cum is rolling out of my sore ass.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you still need the cooler on and it's autumn.

 

[Solsurfer]

TFW you find yourself home alone and you know you have a couple hours until your family gets home. That wicked little smile and some naughty thoughts creep in and your clothes start coming off and you grab your phone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you find yourself home alone and you know you have a couple hours until your family gets home. That wicked little smile and some naughty thoughts creep in and your clothes start coming off and you grab your phone.

Your PHONE?!

That didn't end quite like I expected.


*runs away*

 

[Seokrocks]

TFW you know you are seeing your lover tomorrow after 2 weeks apart.

 

[CuriousRick]

You miss what is said, but it is your fault you didn't catch all of it. Being half deaf is no excuse

 

[Girly_girl]

TFW you had the Mondayist of Mondays and manifest for a better Tuesday.

 

[Solsurfer]

Your PHONE?!

That didn't end quite like I expected.


*runs away*

how else do you get on Lit or watch and sexy video??
Ok ok. One hand grabs the phone and the other hand grabs my….well, you know.

 

[Tallulah82]

TFW you thought you had met someone on your wavelength. You got on really well, had so many laughs together.

Then boom. He's just a snob and will shame you on your music tastes. I mean, what happened to live and let live?

*sigh*

Tis doomed.

@PotNoodle79

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

TFW you thought you had met someone on your wavelength. You got on really well, had so many laughs together.

Then boom. He's just a snob and will shame you on your music tastes. I mean, what happened to live and let live?

*sigh*

Tis doomed.

@PotNoodle79

TFW your choice in music, your affinity for minced meat and your aversion to knees is just to much for one guy to handle

 

[Tallulah82]

TFW your choice in music, your affinity for minced meat and your aversion to knees is just to much for one guy to handle

Oh geez. I know, I get it. You don't want to give me the big D. I accept it. Now please, stop listing all my faults!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh geez. I know, I get it. You don't want to give me the big D. I accept it. Now please, stop listing all my faults!

You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar way

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar way

I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:
"You're cute for an ogre." or
"Once I get past the gagging, you really don't smell so bad."

 

[Tallulah82]

You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar way

Suck up.

 

[Tallulah82]

I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:
"You're cute for an ogre." or
"Once I get past the gagging, you really don't smell so bad."

I'm fucking gorgeous for an ogre.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm fucking gorgeous for an ogre.

WE are!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:
"You're cute for an ogre." or
"Once I get past the gagging, you really don't smell so bad."

Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...
I have layers, like an onion..

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...
I have layers, like an onion..

You got something alright!

 

[Tallulah82]

Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...
I have layers, like an onion..

Whoah! Is this... Am I your....

This is probably the most romantic thing you've ever said about me. I mean, sure it's to another woman and not me directly. And I'm not 100% sure you're talking about me but I think you are given the thread of conversation.

But wow. I'm honoured that you think I could be your Fiona.

I'm not. But the fact that you think I *could* be, well that's just a big ole hug wrapped in a blanket on my knees! I love you too, boo. Just not in THAT way. Show me your dick.

 

[Wand3rlust]

TFW you are wholly unsurprised.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you're clawing at the walls because you need some kind of outlet.