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Your PHONE?!TFW you find yourself home alone and you know you have a couple hours until your family gets home. That wicked little smile and some naughty thoughts creep in and your clothes start coming off and you grab your phone.
Your PHONE?!
That didn't end quite like I expected.
*runs away*
TFW your choice in music, your affinity for minced meat and your aversion to knees is just to much for one guy to handleTFW you thought you had met someone on your wavelength. You got on really well, had so many laughs together.
Then boom. He's just a snob and will shame you on your music tastes. I mean, what happened to live and let live?
*sigh*
Tis doomed.
@PotNoodle79
Oh geez. I know, I get it. You don't want to give me the big D. I accept it. Now please, stop listing all my faults!TFW your choice in music, your affinity for minced meat and your aversion to knees is just to much for one guy to handle![]()
You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar wayOh geez. I know, I get it. You don't want to give me the big D. I accept it. Now please, stop listing all my faults!
I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar way![]()
Suck up.You don't have faults .. you're perfect in your own peculiar way![]()
I'm fucking gorgeous for an ogre.I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:
"You're cute for an ogre." or
"Once I get past the gagging, you really don't smell so bad."![]()
WE are!I'm fucking gorgeous for an ogre.![]()
Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...I feel like this isn't a great compliment. I see it more like:
"You're cute for an ogre." or
"Once I get past the gagging, you really don't smell so bad."![]()
You got something alright!Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...
I have layers, like an onion..![]()
Whoah! Is this... Am I your....Maybe she is the Fiona to my Shrek...
I have layers, like an onion..![]()