😎 That Feeling When...

[Pad_Foot]

And now Nebraska. I think I'm on an Ancestry wormhole...

TFW Ancestry, or the like, opens up a whole new century of relatives.
TFW The LDS site reveals you are a direct descendant of Adam.. or Zeus.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

The cum oozes out from my pussy and I start to think about an excuse to tell my boyfriend about what I was doing

That feeling when you know you’ve crossed a line but can’t help but enjoy it and want it more

 

[Matty01]

TFW you have a fart and are a little unsure if you have followed through

 

[angelofthenorth]

TFW you play the golden greats and remember what music should sound like

 

[IelleDan]

TFW you put a sweatshirt on right out of the dryer....so cozy

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

TFW you’re back home after being away a few days and everyone is finally out of the house, and you can use all your toys.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you got a good night's sleep and you have the entire day off without a list of things that need to get done right now or all the stress that comes from deadlines and emergencies.

I almost don't know what to do with myself today.

 

[Tallulah82]

TFW you want to burn it all down.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

TFW you find new-to-you music that Talks to you

 

[angelofthenorth]

TFW he cups your face in his hands and just looks at you...........thud! faints

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

TFW you’re almost there and he changes position

lol you tell him oh fuk no keep going

 

[Pad_Foot]

TFW the goddamn dinner bell goes off and you start salivating for no damn good reason

The lister above knows what I’m talking about!

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you light the first candle of the season because you're cold.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW you light the first candle of the season because you're cold.

I got excited when I read "light the first candle" I thought it was for something different.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW he needs to come home already.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

TFW you want to reach out and make sure their ok, but can't.