Is There Anything Like Female 'Morning Wood'?

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Is there a female counterpart to the erections men experience upon waking up? If so, what are its dominant features? Do the clitoris and surrounding regions feel engorged? Damp feeling in the valley would be noticeable of course, as it is in most situations of arousal.
Men experience this ‘morning wood’ from puberty through their fifties or so.
Ladies? Do you? Under what situations?
Is there a generally used name for it? If there isn’t, I suggest ‘Dawn Dew”.
 
I'm not sure about other females, but I don't normally wake up horny/aroused. I'm also 51, but I do get dreams that I'm having amazing sex, or a room full of sex toys are at my discretion.. And when I am awoken from those dreams I feel myself wanting to masturbate!😜🌡️🥵🔥👋🏻
 
I'm not sure about other females, but I don't normally wake up horny/aroused. I'm also 51, but I do get dreams that I'm having amazing sex, or a room full of sex toys are at my discretion.. And when I am awoken from those dreams I feel myself wanting to masturbate!😜🌡️🥵🔥👋🏻
My eyes the same. I've heard her moaning in her sleep many times. Then she's soaked when she wakes up.
 
I have question, regarding the measurement of said 'morning dew'. It's easy for guys, they just use the human equivalent of the Mohs scale. for example, soft, medium, getting harder, almost there, and come here woman! But how does a woman measure her dew-ness? For myself, I have always been blessed with a very dewey place, even first thing in the morning (shame on anyone who mentions Hewey and Lewie now). May I suggest the female equivalent, the finger test. Ranging from, One in with difficulty, through to THREE IN EASILY. That should allow for cyclical variations. Yes boys, it does change during those days, possibly even more than it changes due to the thought of what you have to offer the woman in question.
So, maybe I have answered my own question, or maybe I have left more questions in my wake. Only time will tell.
Milly.
ps, if anyone wants to name this finger test after me (MightyMilly) I will, with due grace and humility accept the award with a cheeky smile. ;)
 
I'm not sure how it works for men, but I don't always see a direct link between horniness and moisture levels. I'm pretty moist by default - even without thinking about sex or being horny. And the opposite is true too - intimate thoughts don't always lead to increased moisture.

I suspect it's just not a very good measure - you'll have to actually read our signals after all :)

Oh, and I do fairly often wake up horny. I think it has something to do with when in the day you have most energy
 
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I have question, regarding the measurement of said 'morning dew'. It's easy for guys, they just use the human equivalent of the Mohs scale. for example, soft, medium, getting harder, almost there, and come here woman! But how does a woman measure her dew-ness? For myself, I have always been blessed with a very dewey place, even first thing in the morning (shame on anyone who mentions Hewey and Lewie now). May I suggest the female equivalent, the finger test. Ranging from, One in with difficulty, through to THREE IN EASILY. That should allow for cyclical variations. Yes boys, it does change during those days, possibly even more than it changes due to the thought of what you have to offer the woman in question.
So, maybe I have answered my own question, or maybe I have left more questions in my wake. Only time will tell.
Milly.
ps, if anyone wants to name this finger test after me (MightyMilly) I will, with due grace and humility accept the award with a cheeky smile. ;)
I prefer the ‘Millymeter’ myself
 
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I'm not sure how it works for men, but I don't always see a direct link between horniness and moisture levels.
In my personal experience, the turgidity of morning wood is not necessarily connected to any preceding or concurrent feeling of horniness.
Any sex—with a partner or solo—that may occur is often opportunistic. Much enjoyment can be had simply by moving the penis by pushing on its top (anterior) surface, and shifting it toward where it would be if there were no erection. This can be repeated as often as it's enjoyable. ;)
The morning erection often subsides upon emptying the bladder, with little attendant feeling of 'an opportunity lost'.
 
ps, if anyone wants to name this finger test after me (MightyMilly) I will, with due grace and humility accept the award with a cheeky smile. ;)
Great idea, Milly! A functional test, with measuring apparatus always on hand.

To those who would endorse her suggestion, please do get the spelling right: "MillyMeter" Otherwise the unique creativity of the unit gets lost, and it gets confused with the ordinary length unit millimeter. That's the one in which a six-incher registers a proud 152.4 mm. :ROFLMAO:
 
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I'm not sure about other females, but I don't normally wake up horny/aroused. I'm also 51, but I do get dreams that I'm having amazing sex, or a room full of sex toys are at my discretion.. And when I am awoken from those dreams I feel myself wanting to masturbate!😜🌡️🥵🔥👋🏻
Damn that's hot af!!!
 
I just asked my wife.

She said no for her. Altho like a few posters, she is always pretty juicy.

Luckily she loves morning sex cuz I often wake up hard.
 
I have question, regarding the measurement of said 'morning dew'. It's easy for guys, they just use the human equivalent of the Mohs scale. for example, soft, medium, getting harder, almost there, and come here woman! But how does a woman measure her dew-ness? For myself, I have always been blessed with a very dewey place, even first thing in the morning (shame on anyone who mentions Hewey and Lewie now). May I suggest the female equivalent, the finger test. Ranging from, One in with difficulty, through to THREE IN EASILY. That should allow for cyclical variations. Yes boys, it does change during those days, possibly even more than it changes due to the thought of what you have to offer the woman in question.
So, maybe I have answered my own question, or maybe I have left more questions in my wake. Only time will tell.
Milly.
ps, if anyone wants to name this finger test after me (MightyMilly) I will, with due grace and humility accept the award with a cheeky smile. ;)
Are we at a #3?
 
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