😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Rj_1954]

I'm not gonna be talkative tonight. I did something stupid, and I'm paying the penalty for it. I can only say I spent most of my day in the ER of my local hospital.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not gonna be talkative tonight. I did something stupid, and I'm paying the penalty for it. I can only say I spent most of my day in the ER of my local hospital.

I am really sorry to hear that - I have done lots of stupid, but it didn’t end my up in ER. I hope you recover soon.

 

[Shady_nz]

I'm not gonna be talkative tonight. I did something stupid, and I'm paying the penalty for it. I can only say I spent most of my day in the ER of my local hospital.

Oh @Rj_1954 !
Take care honey!

 

[Rj_1954]

I am really sorry to hear that - I have done lots of stupid, but it didn’t end my up in ER. I hope you recover soon.

I can't believe I got my zipper caught in my junk and got 136 stitches there! You'd think someone was murdered because of all the blood. And I'm doing anything for awhile...

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't believe I got my zipper caught in my junk and got 136 stitches there! You'd think someone was murdered because of all the blood. And I'm doing anything for awhile...

OMG! That sounds painful. I hope you are okay now.

 

[Rj_1954]

OMG! That sounds painful. I hope you are okay now.

I'll be okay, I just don't move around much and I've got Tramadol for pain. At first Mrs Rj laughed but now she's taking over for taking care of me.

 

[Trubbycat]

I can't believe I got my zipper caught in my junk and got 136 stitches there! You'd think someone was murdered because of all the blood. And I'm doing anything for awhile...

Something similar happened to me once. I was in a fetish shop trying on a catsuit and got you know what stuck in the zipper. Very embarrassing.

 

[Dreamliner]

Rj, I have just the medicine for you.....Whiskey...
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or Bourbon, old fashioned?

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[Trubbycat]

Whiskey...
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or Bourbon, old fashioned?

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My doctor ordered me to have it neat. Fruit upsets the delivery system.

 

[Trubbycat]

It’s interesting how even a non-dominant thumb is necessary. Stupid bandage.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s interesting how even a non-dominant thumb is necessary. Stupid bandage.

Non-dominant? Bondage is stupid??

Oh kitty… I am crushed!!

I was just sitting on the kitchen floor, my new daughters were playing around me… kitties are so adorable!

 

[Rj_1954]

It's amazing how much this non functioning appendage can hurt, even after 4 glasses of scotch...

 

[Dreamliner]

You do realise you must keep all working parts oiled and greased to ensure proper working order?

There is even a specially made slot for this to be done effectively.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s interesting how even a non-dominant thumb is necessary. Stupid bandage.

Sucks this happened.
You can't even text!
Hope you have voice to text options!

 

[Trubbycat]

Sucks this happened.
You can't even text!
Hope you have voice to text options!

I’ll be good in a day or so. It’s a superficial cut across the knuckle.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sucks this happened.
You can't even text!
Hope you have voice to text options!

Okay - I must share this…. I saw this posting, and thought it was a response to @Rj_1954 trying to accidentally zip off his Johnson…

And marveled that Dawn’s friends apparently use their johnson to text each other.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ll be good in a day or so. It’s a superficial cut across the knuckle.

I know it's no comparison, but I somehow got a paper cut the length of my index finger 1st to third knuckle....

I used hand sanitizer after lunch, that's how I found out id cut myself....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay - I must share this…. I saw this posting, and thought it was a response to @Rj_1954 trying to accidentally zip off his Johnson…

And marveled that Dawn’s friends apparently use their johnson to text each other.

Seriously.... I thought @Rj_1954 was kidding until I read back a few pages....
I thought that only happened in "something about Mary"

 

[Trubbycat]

After I cut my thumb I made a salad for lunch.

Vinegar is interesting.

 

[dawn_of_night]

To be fair, RJ would probably benefit from voice to text as well

 

[Rj_1954]

Talk behind my back when I'm sleeping, eh?
Even cat naps. I'll read it eventually...

 

[Strixaluco]

After I cut my thumb I made a salad for lunch.

Vinegar is interesting.

And you tossed it with bare hands, apparently?

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Afternoon Little Owl
Doing well I presume?

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm ok. On my way to the recurring Friday-date.

 

[Strixaluco]

Seems like I'll be running out of energy today. And it's hot and humid here. Anybody wanna share some sangria with me?
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