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This week's adventure was the ACDC concert on Monday. A couple days later, I had to do a ridealong with my new VP from work. Turns out, she is also majorly ripped and does muscle and bikini contests. Yeesh. The people we meet. Can you imagine? I have a fairly vivid imagination....

Here I am in the car with this woman, and she's brilliant and all that- has to be to do her job. I'm doing my best to show her the sales route and some clients and hold up my end of intelligent conversation. So, every time I look at her my mind immediately pictures this (not her, but similar).

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This week's adventure was the ACDC concert on Monday. A couple days later, I had to do a ridealong with my new VP from work. Turns out, she is also majorly ripped and does muscle and bikini contests. Yeesh. The people we meet. Can you imagine? I have a fairly vivid imagination....

Here I am in the car with this woman, and she's brilliant and all that- has to be to do her job. I'm doing my best to show her the sales route and some clients and hold up my end of intelligent conversation. So, every time I look at her my mind immediately pictures this (not her, but similar).

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WOW that must of been an interesting ride..
 
WOW that must of been an interesting ride..
Not terribly interesting excepting in my mind's eye. Just weird. She had on some sorta sleeveless blouse so her definition was apparent.

I'm not the greatest conversationalist in the world, and that didn't help. I guess I should be glad she wasn't dressed for competition? But that would be dumb.
 
This week's adventure was the ACDC concert on Monday. A couple days later, I had to do a ridealong with my new VP from work. Turns out, she is also majorly ripped and does muscle and bikini contests. Yeesh. The people we meet. Can you imagine? I have a fairly vivid imagination....

Here I am in the car with this woman, and she's brilliant and all that- has to be to do her job. I'm doing my best to show her the sales route and some clients and hold up my end of intelligent conversation. So, every time I look at her my mind immediately pictures this (not her, but similar).

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Let's see... where is my gif of me being supportive of my friend, while fighting back the urge to laugh my ass off... I know it is around here somewhere...
 
Not terribly interesting excepting in my mind's eye. Just weird. She had on some sorta sleeveless blouse so her definition was apparent.

I'm not the greatest conversationalist in the world, and that didn't help. I guess I should be glad she wasn't dressed for competition? But that would be dumb.
Okay... so female body builders, really not my scene. However... when I was in high school (in the middle ages), I overheard some guys looking at pictures of women body builders before class... and making all the comments one would expect from teenage boys looking at girly pictures. However what I remember most, and your post reminded me, was one of them saying "you better be really good, because if you don't please her, she could rip your dick right off ..." and I think the rest of the statement was "...with her vagina"... but there was too much laughter going to hear clearly.

...and what 40 years later... the mental image of her getting pissed off and ripping it right off him, is still damn funny to me. 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭
 
Okay... so female body builders, really not my scene. However... when I was in high school (in the middle ages), I overheard some guys looking at pictures of women body builders before class... and making all the comments one would expect from teenage boys looking at girly pictures. However what I remember most, and your post reminded me, was one of them saying "you better be really good, because if you don't please her, she could rip your dick right off ..." and I think the rest of the statement was "...with her vagina"... but there was too much laughter going to hear clearly.

...and what 40 years later... the mental image of her getting pissed off and ripping it right off him, is still damn funny to me. 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭
Yea, as the teenage innocent lad that I once was, I can see that.

Just a little out of the ordinary is all.

Lent is over this weekend! Yayyy, time to break out the brewskis!
 
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This week's adventure was the ACDC concert on Monday. A couple days later, I had to do a ridealong with my new VP from work. Turns out, she is also majorly ripped and does muscle and bikini contests. Yeesh. The people we meet. Can you imagine? I have a fairly vivid imagination....

Here I am in the car with this woman, and she's brilliant and all that- has to be to do her job. I'm doing my best to show her the sales route and some clients and hold up my end of intelligent conversation. So, every time I look at her my mind immediately pictures this (not her, but similar).

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Sounds like the start of a story here!
 
Tired (it's soon midnight, and in April I'm usually chronically exhausted anyway), feeling loved, not wanting to think about my money, and hopeful as I have a job interview next week for a change.

How about you?
Im feeling great, it's 4:48pm on Good Friday here and it's warm out with Thunderstorms coming later.
Good Luck on your Job Interview!
Oh and you mentioned a drink what would you like?
 
Im feeling great, it's 4:48pm on Good Friday here and it's warm out with Thunderstorms coming later.
Oh so your thunderstorm season is beginning? Well they did mention it might start here too as we have a pretty warm easter this time, but it's far from certain.
Good Luck on your Job Interview!
Oh and you mentioned a drink what would you like?
Thanks!
Hmmm... Malibu with coke perhaps.
 
Oh so your thunderstorm season is beginning? Well they did mention it might start here too as we have a pretty warm easter this time, but it's far from certain.

Thanks!
Hmmm... Malibu with coke perhaps.
1745010251351.png Malibu with coke! And yes it's Spring time here so its the Beginning of Thunderstorm season...
 
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