🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[EvaLane]

The amount of offence that just radiated through me before I realized the whole hold your breath thing.

We can both exhale, she did and it’s so cute!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Why are you barfing?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Now I'm wondering if I have one brb

Yours says “Literotica Guru”

 

[EvaLane]

Yours says “Literotica Guru”

Poor Shane has nearly 10k posts and has never once posted on this thread “changing my Lit title”

Malenewtothis alt incoming?

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm guessing this might be either a boomer moment or a fat finger moment

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aren’t euphemisms for people who don’t actually plan to follow through?

Is “deposit” a euphemism when you use it too?

There seems ro be my confusion about my intent. Deposit means me putting my penis inside a vagina, mouth, ass and so forth, and then having an orgasm.

Damn... subtlety is lost on you ladies. I suppose I need to be more clear next time.

 

[ShaneoD]

Poor Shane has nearly 10k posts and has never once posted on this thread “changing my Lit title”

Malenewtothis alt incoming?

I could never do that, knowing my luck it'd be more popular than the real me

 

[AnomalyLady]

There seems ro be my confusion about my intent. Deposit means me putting my penis inside a vagina, mouth, ass and so forth, and then having an orgasm.

Damn... subtlety is lost on you ladies. I suppose I need to be more clear next time.

You seem upset. I am new to this, as my username states, let’s go make a deposit.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Why are you barfing?

Holding my breath and going green from lack of O2

 

[AnomalyLady]

Holding my breath and going green from lack of O2

Breathe, monsieur, breathe.

 

[ShaneoD]

Poor Shane has nearly 10k posts and has never once posted on this thread “changing my Lit title”

Malenewtothis alt incoming?

My real fear is my dad joining and becoming more popular due to his lack of filter before getting banned for breaking the TOS that he'd never read

 

[tolyk]

Stretching my achy back. My achy breaky back.

 

[AnomalyLady]

My real fear is my dad joining and becoming more popular due to his lack of filter before getting banned for breaking the TOS that he'd never read

I always read the TOS and PP. I also like to look at the PPs.

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

Picking kids up from school

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm trying to be good and do some stuff around the house and garden, but there's two women talking about wanting to see each others tits in my newsfeed, seems the world wants me to look

 

[AnomalyLady]

I'm trying to be good and do some stuff around the house and garden, but there's two women talking about wanting to see each others tits in my newsfeed, seems the world wants me to look

I’ll try to control myself now so you can garden.

 

[ShaneoD]

The garden is finished (well for today) I'm at the putting stuff away and tidying up stage now

 

[ShaneoD]

The garden is finished (well for today) I'm at the putting stuff away and tidying up stage now

Boomer moment, that was meant to be a reply

 

[EvaLane]

Is this a euphemism? I'd happily make a deposit.

There seems to be my confusion about my intent.

You’re right, I should be clear as well.

Will you be wearing the socks like we discussed?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Going to bed. It's only 8:30pm but I'm cream-crackered.

God I'm old

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm guessing this might be either a boomer moment or a fat finger moment

Describing it like that, won’t get you laid!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Going to bed. It's only 8:30pm but I'm cream-crackered.

God I'm old

Sleep well, handsome

 

[Dayhoosier]

Right now ......just got dressed post shower and am laying on the bed just staring at the ceiling and we'll at this moment my phone

 

[ShaneoD]

Describing it like that, won’t get you laid!

I mean...... he's a nice guy and all but have you seen how attractive those two ladies he was talking to are?

 

[ShaneoD]

doing my best to not verbally attack someone.

Oh I've had so so many of those in the past, I think I've only ever gone there on a day off and when I've been incredibly bored, usually on Facebook though