🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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So glad I'm already following guidelines

 

[MedicalMuse]

I couldn’t think of a better place for this bit of weirdness I found today

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The penis tails are the best.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The penis tails are the best.

I didn't even notice the tails

 

[Mei5ter]

The penis tails are the best.

You think that's the best? They stayed erect between 1375 and 1450. A seventy five year pre-Viagra hardon and you're focusing on coccyx rather than cock...

 

[porkyrocket69]

I didn't even notice the tails

That's because you were looking at the penis arms.

 

[porkyrocket69]

But why is the arm on that middle one also a tiny penis??

Someone was obsessed...??

 

[MedicalMuse]

You think that's the best? They stayed erect between 1375 and 1450. A seventy five year pre-Viagra hardon and you're focusing on coccyx rather than cock...

Yup. It’s a novelty.

 

[MedicalMuse]

If giving a man an erection so spectacular that it lasts three quarters of a century isn't a novelty for you...my PMs are open.

Darling, there’s a reason women exist, and why the vulva is being worshipped.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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And that is what they call Home Sweet Home

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I couldn’t think of a better place for this bit of weirdness I found today

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Why is no one talking about the the pussy dripping?!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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We love matching energy. This is the best feeling.

The worst feeling is sending the suggestive text and then getting one work or just an emoji in return.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Meditation has never worked for me but this... this might work.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I propose we start using “cockwomble” in lieu of douchebag

Seconded

 

[MedicalMuse]

Seconded

The motion carries. Cockwomble it is.

 

[Dribble]

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I propose we start using “cockwomble” in lieu of douchebag

I don't know why...but this reminds me of wookie sex. Wookie sex is the best

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I don't know why...but this reminds me of wookie sex. Wookie sex is the best

The Wookie from Boba Fett was hot. Just saying...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I don't know why...but this reminds me of wookie sex. Wookie sex is the best

I always get the hairs stuck in my throat though

 

[Dribble]

I always get the hairs stuck in my throat though

Me too

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

May I propose canoe de douche as the official French translation?

For the classiest of assholes

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Just doing my part

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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It's always fun discovering new things

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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Just doing my part

This is the kind of affirmation I can get behind (no pun intended)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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My current sexual orientation