🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[Mei5ter]

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A Crock of cheese.

I just needed someone else to see this.

And on toast it would be...

...a croque monsieur.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

<quietly rubs on out to all these puns>

<cries after bc she's bad at puns>

Dont feel blue, brie strong

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Dont feel blue, brie strong

//melts//



(Get it???)

 

[Apisto42]

Dont feel blue, brie strong

You’re a munster for melting my heart.

 

[Mei5ter]

//melts//



(Get it???)

I'm kinda fondue you too...

 

[Apisto42]

I'm kinda fondue you too...

Just don’t cross sticks while we’re dipping in the pot.

 

[Mei5ter]

Just don’t cross sticks while we’re dipping in the pot.

Fork in turn?

 

[Apisto42]

Fork in turn?

Obviously. Unless you’re a crouton.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I need popcorn while watching this pun-war

Im the Swiss

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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A Crock of cheese.

I just needed someone else to see this.

But...but why?

 

[Apisto42]

But...but why?

Because, this is the whey.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Because, this is the whey.

Ah well. It cheddar be gouda.

 

[Apisto42]

Well, I'm done. Time for me to disguise my horse, and ride off into the night to escape these cheesy puns.

Yep. I'm going to mascarpone.

better to be a Roquefort stone than sitting Stilton.

 

[Apisto42]

Leicester agree it was a stretch.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Good morning, you dirty little sluts!

I hope you all experience some pussy magic today!

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Conversely.... watch out for that sausage magic.

 

[Apisto42]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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A pervert lives here.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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A pervert lives here.

What cartoon universe am I living in?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What cartoon universe am I living in?

The correct one

 

[Mav Unlimited]

The correct one

But, but…

…ok. You’re correct.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Good morning!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Do you deliver?? I’m not ready to leave the cocoon of my soft warm blankets but coffee sounds amazing

Stay where you are... I'll book my flight!

 

[Joxlrg]

Oh... To be a fly on that wall

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good morning. What kind of creamer do you have?

We try to serve all needs! I'll make sure you have exactly what makes your mouth water

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I didnt know you had your own flavor of creamer!

We call it Thicc n Sweet