🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[UnquietDreams]

For this.

I claim whistleblower status.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So your tag line isn't a furry kink?

Nominated for bringing furries back into the conversation

 

[crazychemgirl]

@OrdinaryPerson for not understanding how brackets work and also for posting in the wrong thread … earning her a new tagline.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for anything related to furries.

Wankers.

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[crazychemgirl]

Love how my tiddys float in hot tubs

Nominated.

 

[BrendaBear]

And outta your shell know what I’m saying, know what I’m saying? *waggles eyebrows*

Nominated for the lamest come on lines…

(And here is my corroborating witness)

The poster with the lamest come on lines...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for the lamest come on lines…

(And here is my corroborating witness)

you two are

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[BrendaBear]

I'll send the $$ to your venmo now

Nominated for supporting @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s unhealthy choices…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for supporting @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s unhealthy choices…

Seconded

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Seconded

Thirded. The motion carries

 

[BrendaBear]

Since I’ve given up mammals I eat them not irregularly. Gastropub non beef or bacon options are slim!

What in the holy fuck did you just say? Good god monkey boy. Please make sense when you type.

No.

Nominated for being mean to me.

 

[StillRain]

You guys better be getting excited. We’re bringing something much more delightful than the US election to November.

Better get those wanky wrists flexed and ready, and those diddle fingers nimble.

 

[morelikeasong]

I will accept all nudes and partial nudes as well and love the thought and care that came from everyone of them

D. I. T. T. O.

Double nomination for attempted nudes theft

 

[InThe312]

It should be perfectly legal to mount fully functional mini-guns to the hood of your car so you can blast those who refuse to go over the speed limit off the fucking road. I’m speaking to you, Joan from accounting, and your piece of shit Pirus with the 5 stick figure kids and 9 cats plastered over your back windshield that nobody cares about…

Nominated for being the problem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for the lamest come on lines…

(And here is my corroborating witness)

Worked a little love magic on my heart too...

something something good for the goose.

Nominated

 

[Apisto42]

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Nominated for reference of that movie.

you two are

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But now I’m torn, cause Uncle Roger is awesome.

Fuck it. Nominated. You probably don’t wash your rice the correct way.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

The mid-week field is pretty strong, but mostly the familiar faces. Seems like there are some really dedicated wankers.

@37_ttej for try hard, kink shaming, wrong Roosevelt, what the fuck, empty threats, not evolving, false accusations, thinking
@Grant55 for not recognizing effort, Eleanor erasure
@WotWTaylorsVersion for exerting influence over the weak minded @37_ttej
@Azuldrgon for sucking up
@barefootgirl69 for abandoning good movies
@SalaciousMonkey22 for furrious accusations, not realizing the love, mentioning furries, lame come ons, being mean, movie references
@StillRain for questioning furry knowledge, mentioning furries
@hotoldrguy for fishing
@OrdinaryPerson for bring back furries, not understanding brackets, posting in the wrong thread
@deefalttwunnyfor for supporting @SalaciousMonkey22, supporting @SalaciousMonkey22, supporting @SalaciousMonkey22
@Bry1313 for attempted nude theft, a class X felony
@Qky75 for attempted nude theft, a class X felony
@Mr_Soup for being the problem
@BrendaBear for the goose
@lavendersilk for the goose

 

[hotoldrguy]

The mid-week field is pretty strong, but mostly the familiar faces. Seems like there are some really dedicated wankers.

@37_ttej for try hard, kink shaming, wrong Roosevelt, what the fuck, empty threats, not evolving, false accusations, thinking
@Grant55 for not recognizing effort, Eleanor erasure
@WotWTaylorsVersion for exerting influence over the weak minded @37_ttej
@Azuldrgon for sucking up
@barefootgirl69 for abandoning good movies
@SalaciousMonkey22 for furrious accusations, not realizing the love, mentioning furries, lame come ons, being mean, movie references
@StillRain for questioning furry knowledge, mentioning furries
@hotoldrguy for fishing
@OrdinaryPerson for bring back furries, not understanding brackets, posting in the wrong thread
@deefalttwunnyfor for supporting @SalaciousMonkey22, supporting @SalaciousMonkey22, supporting @SalaciousMonkey22
@Bry1313 for attempted nude theft, a class X felony
@Qky75 for attempted nude theft, a class X felony
@Mr_Soup for being the problem
@BrendaBear for the goose
@lavendersilk for the goose

I don't even remember what I was fishing for?

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

I don't even remember what I was fishing for?

A nomination. Jesus.

 

[hotoldrguy]

A nomination. Jesus.

I was trying to behave this week and not get any......

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

I was trying to behave this week and not get any......

Nominated for fucking up the easiest of tasks

 

[BrendaBear]

A nomination. Jesus.

Nominated for thinking Hottie is Jesus. I mean... C'mon... @hotoldrguy isn't that old. Sheesh!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Man, I’m just out here living my life. Y’all’s scandalous.

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[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominated for thinking Hottie is Jesus. I mean... C'mon... @hotoldrguy isn't that old. Sheesh!

Nominated for not having any documentation to substantiate this outrageous claim.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for reference of that movie.

This movie is a gem. It’s such a hilarious dissection of limousine liberals in the 90’s. Plus this gif rules. Also, Taye Diggs.

But now I’m torn, cause Uncle Roger is awesome.

Fuck it. Nominated. You probably don’t wash your rice the correct way.

I love Uncle Roger too! How dare.

Double secret nominated!