Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t know that you’re familiar with how monkey operates.


This is a poster who reused the same voca for MONTHS

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Almost bedtime for me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Almost bedtime for me.

Keep a spot warm for me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Keep a spot warm for me?

Only if you don’t mind the ritz crackers …. I remembered I have cheese ritz

 

[UnquietDreams]

Only if you don’t mind the ritz crackers …. I remembered I have cheese ritz

For you, I don't mind crumbs.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Almost bedtime for me.

Aren't you on West Coast time?!

I found a pillow you can use to drift off to sleep on: Buttress Pillow

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aren't you on West Coast time?!

I found a pillow you can use to drift off to sleep on: Buttress Pillow

Yes I’m on west coast time …. But I get up at 4:30am .. so to get a good 8 hours sleep I need to go to bed by 8:30

 

[hotcarl2785]

No. Fuck off, Carl.
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But…but…tendies

 

[BrendaBear]

No. Fuck off, Carl.

Is that like “shut the fuck up, Donnie” but different?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LupineOne]

Is that like “shut the fuck up, Donnie” but different?

Yes. No one makes fun of my inner child for wanting tenders

 

[Trubbycat]

Or “Shut up, Wesley?”

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes. No one makes fun of my inner child for wanting tenders

What??? Don’t they don’t realize how dangerous a repressed puppy can be?

 

[Trubbycat]

My daughter is going to study abroad in France next year… we’ve been telling her there are no tenders, fingers or nuggets in France.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. No one makes fun of my inner child for wanting tenders

I am occasionally embarrassed by how often I would order nuggets / tenders if given the opportunity

 

[BrendaBear]

My daughter is going to study a broad in France next year… we’ve been telling her there are no tender fingers or nuggets in France.

OMG! So much material here to work with!!

 

[Trubbycat]

She could decimate you. Be careful.

 

[BrendaBear]

She could decimate you. Be careful.

Who… me? I am so innocent!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am occasionally embarrassed by how often I would order nuggets / tenders if given the opportunity

Since I’ve given up mammals I eat them not irregularly. Gastropub non beef or bacon options are slim!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Since I’ve given up mammals I eat them not irregularly. Gastropub non beef or bacon options are slim!

What limited options those have who limit themselves…. I need plenty of options to antagonize on before I settle on the same thing I usually get because I’m afraid to try something I won’t end up liking.

 

[Bry1313]

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When you find it … post “I got it”

No

 

[crazychemgirl]

No

Well @OrdinaryPerson had a short run of being the worst …

 

[BrendaBear]

Since I’ve given up mammals I eat them not irregularly. Gastropub non beef or bacon options are slim!

What in the holy fuck did you just say? Good god monkey boy. Please make sense when you type.