Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m factual more often than people give me credit for.

It’s really difficult being as persecuted as we are isn’t it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

*stares * this is becoming concerning.

*Ankles grow weak and I have the urge to ask you to marry me.*

 

[crazychemgirl]

*Ankles grow weak and I have the urge to ask you to marry me.*

What does love have to do with weak ankles … I feel like if someone told me their ankles were weak cuz they were in love with me I’d take them to the doctor not kiss them.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What does love have to do with weak ankles … I feel like if someone told me their ankles were weak cuz they were in love with me I’d take them to the doctor not kiss them.

I have weak ankles but I'm afraid I have to say it's from years of competitive dancing... NOT being in love with you

 

[UnquietDreams]

What does love have to do with weak ankles … I feel like if someone told me their ankles were weak cuz they were in love with me I’d take them to the doctor not kiss them.

When she laughs, my knees grow weak. When she stares, my ankles. It gets odder from there...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have weak ankles but I'm afraid I have to say it's from years of competitive dancing... NOT being in love with you

I’m conflicted.

I’m sad you have weak ankles … but I’m glad there’s a reason for it.

I’m glad I don’t need to take you to a doctor.

I’m sad you aren’t in love with me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m conflicted.

I’m sad you have weak ankles … but I’m glad there’s a reason for it.

I’m glad I don’t need to take you to a doctor.

I’m sad you aren’t in love with me.

I mean c'mon... anything is possible...

Friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean c'mon... anything is possible...

Friends?

I’m ok with that…. I mean, it would be kind of soon to assume love.

I haven’t even learned your opinion on ass to mouth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[johnsmith190812]

I’m ok with that…. I mean, it would be kind of soon to assume love.

I haven’t even learned your opinion on ass to mouth.

It has to be clean people!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It has to be clean people!

Dude.


dude.








DUDE!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If your spouse suggested they wanted to have a 3some with you … would you do it?

Would your answer change depending on what kind of 3some they wanted? (MFF OR MFM)

Sign me up for either variation!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dude.


dude.








DUDE!!

I'm not seeing a definitive 'no'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not seeing a definitive 'no'

Have I mentioned that I like you?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have I mentioned that I like you?

I'll send the $$ to your venmo now

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dude.


dude.








DUDE!!

Where's my car?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll send the $$ to your venmo now

Thank fuck, I got bills to pay.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wait wait... somebody MUST owe me $$ by now, right????

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait wait... somebody MUST owe me $$ by now, right????

Did I sign something? Was a I drunk? It doesn’t count!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did I sign something? Was a I drunk? It doesn’t count!

You can only use that excuse so many times.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can only use that excuse so many times.

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[crazychemgirl]

I'm not seeing a definitive 'no'

It was more the visual.

 

[johnsmith190812]

It was more the visual.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can only use that excuse so many times.

I don’t know that you’re familiar with how monkey operates.


This is a poster who reused the same voca for MONTHS

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don’t know that you’re familiar with how monkey operates.


This is a poster who reused the same voca for MONTHS

Sure