🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SWR101]

Nominated for thinking watermelon is relevant.

I want to like it. But it is so rarely even good... It's a sticky, disappointing, and more challenging way to drink water.

Example of watermelon being put to proper use:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5dUoywhqqUncQ4uvqZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952jdcx13f4t0pg6xbr1jb7ctvki939akgsga0nvag1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Nominated for abusing that poor defenseless watermelon, look at its sweet face!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm trying to think of a witty way to include the Canary Melon but I can't so here it is.


https://www.google.com/search?q=can...mcast-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominated for thinking watermelon is relevant.

I want to like it. But it is so rarely even good... It's a sticky, disappointing, and more challenging way to drink water.

Example of watermelon being put to proper use:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5dUoywhqqUncQ4uvqZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952jdcx13f4t0pg6xbr1jb7ctvki939akgsga0nvag1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Nominated for poor watermelon picking

If you know what to look for you know what you’ll get

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm trying to think of a witty way to include the Canary Melon but I can't so here it is.


https://www.google.com/search?q=can...mcast-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Nominated for trying to out source "being witty."

 

[morelikeasong]

Every girl has tried once, no? Just like boys and their bananas...

Nominated for reminding me that the only melons I get to taste are my own

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for poor watermelon picking

If you know what to look for you know what you’ll get

Nominated for utterly accurate yet totally unhelpful watermelon choosing advice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for reminding me that the only melons I get to taste are my own

Nominated for reminding me the only melons I get to taste are the fruit ones I hate.

 

[SWR101]

Every girl has tried once, no? Just like boys and their bananas...

Nominated for reminding me i can’t try my own banana

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominated for reminding me i can’t try my own banana

Nominated for not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this

 

[SWR101]

Nominated for not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this

Nominated for suggesting elective surgery that wouldn’t even solve the issue

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this

Nominated for bringing ribs into a conversation on fruits. Because now I want ribs.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this

I heard a rumor that Marilyn Manson actually did that

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for poor watermelon picking

If you know what to look for you know what you’ll get

Nominated for thinking I don't know how to pick a good one. But even good ones just aren't that good.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for thinking watermelon is relevant.

I want to like it. But it is so rarely even good... It's a sticky, disappointing, and more challenging way to drink water.

Example of watermelon being put to proper use:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5dUoywhqqUncQ4uvqZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952jdcx13f4t0pg6xbr1jb7ctvki939akgsga0nvag1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://media.tenor.com/Cfe2aZhBa7AAAAAM/whatsup-smash.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I heard a rumor that Marilyn Manson actually did that

Nominated for believing that rumor

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for implying that I can’t love melons despite not being able to put the melons in my mouth

Every girl has tried once, no? Just like boys and their bananas...

Some of us can though…

 

[vagrantx]

Some of us can though…

The mental image alone makes me think I could've completed your birthday challenge by myself

 

[SWR101]

The mental image alone makes me think I could've completed your birthday challenge by myself

Thanks, now that’s all I can think of. Not that it’s a bad thought, just very intrusive

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The mental image alone makes me think I could've completed your birthday challenge by myself

I had pics and video up, but…Dropbox

 

[SWR101]

I had pics and video up, but…Dropbox

Nominated for not having a new hosting service

 

[Xerxes82]

Some of us can though…

This isn't why we like you. But it definitely doesn't hurt.

 

[vagrantx]

I had pics and video up, but…Dropbox

https://media.tenor.com/xZuwyi4qNi4AAAAM/krieger-damnyoualltohell.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not having a new hosting service

Nominated for not recommending a free video hosting site/app that can accommodate an 11.4mb video straight from iOS, no desktop editing required

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had pics and video up, but…Dropbox

But you and I learned how to get around that...

 

[SWR101]

Nominated for not recommending a free video hosting site/app that can accommodate an 11.4mb video straight from iOS, no desktop editing required

That’s… a fair question, but aren’t you super techy too?