🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Truth.

Lies.

Lit in a nutshell.

I've had prosecco - it's Saturday night

Have fun fuckers.

I’ve got aperol, club soda and an orange, let’s spritz this.

 

[lavendersilk]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

Oh, how I love you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

This is how much.

https://voca.ro/1d66ZlL1BUv8

 

[morelikeasong]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

Omg @lavendersilk this is FANTASTIC. I’m feeling so damn patriotic now. You are absolutely a wankerific wanker who wholeheartedly deserved this win.
Keep on wanking
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[Azuldrgon]

Omg @lavendersilk this is FANTASTIC. I’m feeling so damn patriotic now. You are absolutely a wankerific wanker who wholeheartedly deserved this win.
Keep on wanking
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Nominated for kissing up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Learning how to warm a burrito bread

Burrito…bread?!?

Yeah. It's in at the moment

Do you mean a tortilla???

No, it's like a chicken burrito with the lights down low, I'm wearing a tightish top.
You are guzzling wine

Nominating @English_guy_bkk for crimes against burritos, crimes against tortillas, and for…whatever the fuck THAT is!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Nominating @English_guy_bkk for crimes against burritos, crimes against tortillas, and for…whatever the fuck THAT is!

Thanks, thanks. I would like to thank my self.
Without you guys

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well done winners …. Except @Mr_bogey who hasn’t taken his turn on the podium for an acceptance speech.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of wanking will you all get up to next?

I bet @Whiskeyjack would nominate all of us and n S&S for the cheese porn going on …

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

I fucking love you!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

This is awesome!!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

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I am honored to be up here with @morelikeasong and @Mr_bogey tonight. I am even more honored to have this medal around my neck.

She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
Be bop, be bop, a lu she bop
Oh, she do, she bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, hey I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop, she bop, she bop

This is for you America!

If anyone has been left out, please refer to the anals.

Guess I need to refer to the anals?

 

[morelikeasong]

I masturbated too much today. My hands feel it more than they used to. Gonna lay off so I don't give myself carpal tunnel.

Nominated for excessive wanking

(Keep up the good work!)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well done winners …. Except @Mr_bogey who hasn’t taken his turn on the podium for an acceptance speech.

If he doesn't send Sacheen Littlefeather to refuse his award soon, I am nominating him.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Nominated for excessive wanking

(Keep up the good work!)

These hands don't wank like they used to. *dies*

 

[UnquietDreams]

These hands don't wank like they used to. *dies*

Nominated for not wanking through it. The only cure for not wanking is more wanking.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @English_guy_bkk for crimes against burritos, crimes against tortillas, and for…whatever the fuck THAT is!

Have we learned yet, just what burrito bread is?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have we learned yet, just what burrito bread is?

No, but if it’s not tortillas, I don’t think I want to know

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have we learned yet, just what burrito bread is?

NO! AND I NEED TO KNOW! Edit: if it is just tortillas, @Kitty_so_frisky, I am going to be so disapointed.

 

[Amanda330]

No, but if it’s not tortillas, I don’t think I want to know

Sounds like there's a lack of yeast in the dough... at the very least

 

[Bry1313]

No, but if it’s not tortillas, I don’t think I want to know

I want to know even more, I love learning food abominations

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

NO! AND I NEED TO KNOW! Edit: if it is just tortillas, @Kitty_so_frisky, I am going to be so disapointed.

Sounds like there's a lack of yeast in the dough... at the very least

I want to know even more, I love learning food abominations

Look, if it is tortillas, I’m gonna be pissed he’s calling it “burrito bread” like a wanker, but if it’s not tortillas, I’m gonna be extra pissed that he’s using actual bread like a fucking psychopath

 

[Bry1313]

Look, if it is tortillas, I’m gonna be pissed he’s calling it “burrito bread” like a wanker, but if it’s not tortillas, I’m gonna be extra pissed that he’s using actual bread like a fucking psychopath

Either way the reveal will be awesome