šŸ† Wanker of the Week Awards šŸ†

Ok wankers …. I have looked through the recent nominations … and I have made a decision.
 
Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!
 
Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!
Glorious gold, so-so silver, and shameful bronze.
 
In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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I truly am humbled by this. I honestly did not see it cumming. I will give you a proper acceptance speech when I think you have waited juuuuust loooong enooooough... andyouaresocloseyoucanalmosttasteit...

It will be worth the wait. I promise.
 
I truly am humbled by this. I honestly did not see it cumming. I will give you a proper acceptance speech when I think you have waited juuuuust loooong enooooough... andyouaresocloseyoucanalmosttasteit...

It will be worth the wait. I promise.
I am looking forward to tasting you. Sorry, lost track after that.
 
In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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Wow, what a surprise and an honor. Not as much of an honor as gold, but an honor nonetheless.
I’d like to thank all my thirsty thirsty friends for encouraging me to wank day in and day out.
I’d like to thank my schedule for bringing back naptime and allowing my true wanking to blossom.
I promise to continue wanking harder and harder until I’ve reached my golden climax of wankerdom.

Congratulations to those on the podium with me, @lavendersilk and @Mr_bogey . I think together we can really see what these trophies can do 😈
(Hopefully my silver one is actually made of white gold or titanium because if it’s sterling… I see some tarnishing in its future 🤭)
 
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Wow, what a surprise and an honor. Not as much of an honor as gold, but an honor nonetheless.
I’d like to thank all my thirsty thirsty friends for encouraging me to wank day in and day out.
I’d like to thank my schedule for bringing back naptime and allowing my true wanking to blossom.
I promise to continue wanking harder and harder until I’ve reached my golden climax of wankerdom.

Congratulations to those on the podium with me, @lavendersilk and @Mr_bogey . I think together we can really see what these trophies can do 😈
(Hopefully my silver one is actually made of white gold or titanium because if it’s sterling… I see some tarnishing in its future 🤭)
I for one sing loud praises to the return of naptime!
 
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Wow, what a surprise and an honor. Not as much of an honor as gold, but an honor nonetheless.
I’d like to thank all my thirsty thirsty friends for encouraging me to wank day in and day out.
I’d like to thank my schedule for bringing back naptime and allowing my true wanking to blossom.
I promise to continue wanking harder and harder until I’ve reached my golden climax of wankerdom.

Congratulations to those on the podium with me, @lavendersilk and @Mr_bogey . I think together we can really see what these trophies can do 😈
(Hopefully my silver one is actually made of white gold or titanium because if it’s sterling… I see some tarnishing in its future 🤭)
And of course, thank you to the incredible POJ who worked tirelessly tracking all the madness this week. Thank you for everything you do @crazychemgirl šŸ’•
 
Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!
Wanking Champions is what these three are!
 
Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!
Congratulations to a truly deserving gold medal winner!!!

Better luck next time @morelikeasong. Let me know if you need help trying training for the gold next time. šŸ˜

Congrats too Bogey.... Now you finally have a penis you can show everyone!

And last but not least... What a fantastic judge we have in @crazychemgirl who did three times the weekly work of any other judge and recognized the importance of the Olympics. Best judge ever!!!
 
Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!
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