🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Otis_Ravelli]

I fart in your general direction.

Nominated for not directing his farts more precisely.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @Bry1313 for abandonment

Nominated for forgetting me while I was gone

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not directing his farts more precisely.

Nominated for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominated for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

Nominated for stalking my family

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where the fuck did all you wankers go?

Do I have to do all the wanking around here? Geez

 

[lavendersilk]

Do I have to do all the wanking around here? Geez

Nominated for abandoning this thread.

 

[Bry1313]

Do I have to do all the wanking around here? Geez

Nominated for sending things to other people that I was supposed to get

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for sending things to other people that I was supposed to get

Nominated for making me momentarily panic

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for abandoning this thread.

Nominated for not understanding abandonment

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nominating @Mr_bogey … he knows why.

Link please?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are a man of exquisite taste who enjoys the finer things in life.

Nominated for sucking up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for sending things to other people that I was supposed to get

Nominated for hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior

 

[Mrtenant]

Do I have to do all the wanking around here? Geez

Please do.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior

I’m sure you’ve done it here too

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for not understanding abandonment

Nominated for making me open up my dictionary. *cough*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for making me open up my dictionary. *cough*

I was just busy! There was an earthquake! Sorry I didn't get back to you for a day. Let's get back together

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m sure you’ve done it here too

Nominated for thinking everyone follows your rules

 

[Mrtenant]

Nominated for making me open up my dictionary. *cough*

What's a dictionary? That the place where all the dicks are in some sort of protected nature preserve? You got one of those?

 

[Bry1313]

I was just busy! There was an earthquake! Sorry I didn't get back to you for a day. Let's get back together

Nominated for pursuing a third best couple award with a third different person.

 

[lavendersilk]

What's a dictionary? That the place where all the dicks are in some sort of protected nature preserve? You got one of those?

Yes. You want to be my latest specimen?

 

[lavendersilk]

I was just busy! There was an earthquake! Sorry I didn't get back to you for a day. Let's get back together

 

[Mrtenant]

Yes. You want to be my latest specimen?

Well, someone has to be the silverback. I could be enticed.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh yes. And I see that super low to the floor bed. All I can hear is groans.

From getting out of the bed, you pervs

Nominated for calling out us pervs...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Link please?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l1J9HfgQ0rPxGC7OU/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9100m3eaw0atmtag850piutmqng7forgex2f16r4a7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mr_bogey]

@StillRain come get your judge. This one has gone off the rails.