🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wriggle]

Nomination for thirsty @Indie and her constant requests for proof of my horniness.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nomination for thirsty @Indie and her constant requests for proof of my horniness.

Nominated for not sending me proof as well

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[Wriggle]

Nominated for not sending me proof as well

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Omg.
Nomination for Mindy Amelia Bitness, too, the bloody thirsty hound.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nomination for thirsty @Indie and her constant requests for proof of my horniness.

Nominated for sharing info from private messages.

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for sharing info from private messages.

(As far as these lot knew , I was being a massive bullshitter as usual)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Keep it up ya wankers ….

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m actually kind of disappointed in the wank quality being shown …. You guys really need to step up your wank game if you want to earn this prestigious award.

 

[vagrantx]

I’m actually kind of disappointed in the wank quality being shown …. You guys really need to step up your wank game if you want to earn this prestigious award.

Nominated for not immediately after rising to power instating a subcategory called jiller du jour

 

[Amanda330]

I’m actually kind of disappointed in the wank quality being shown …. You guys really need to step up your wank game if you want to earn this prestigious award.

Any kind of advice to those of us who love to do quality wanking, daddy?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m actually kind of disappointed in the wank quality being shown …. You guys really need to step up your wank game if you want to earn this prestigious award.

Hey, I nominated @Lmizzler for just such a reason. Today, yet again, I am without proper wanking material as he has starved myself, and the  thirsty  horny lovely ladies of Lit the wank material we so righteously deserve. I'm nominating him twice, for me, and for all the rest of you hungry AF needy ladies. (I can do that, right?)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey, I nominated @Lmizzler for just such a reason. Today, yet again, I am without proper wanking material as he has starved myself, and the  thirsty  horny lovely ladies of Lit the wank material we so righteously deserve. I'm nominating him twice, for me, and for all the rest of you hungry AF needy ladies. (I can do that, right?)

Nominated for abusing the strike-through option.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck me…#foodcoma

Nominated for not sharing

 

[LupineOne]

Nominated for not sharing

I have leftovers goddamn it! Patience!

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating @Indie for being so fucking gorgeous

 

[Amanda330]

Also nominating @Indie for having such a fuck me voice that even when she's telling a funny story she still makes you wet.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating @Indie for being such an unbelievable sweetheart

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating @Indie for reneging on our non-existent deal

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating @Indie because I have to do it at least one more time...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nominating @Indie for being so fucking gorgeous

You're my favorite

 

[lavendersilk]

@Indie because her new avatar made me spit out my drink and my jaw wouldn't close (nor my eyes pop back into their sockets) until I had turned off my phone.

 

[lavendersilk]

@Indie because she stole my heart (on that evening which I will never forget as long as I live) by asking me... if I... was a toaster...

 

[lavendersilk]

@Indie because her voice is like a siren calling my boat to her rocky shore. (Totally a euphemism. )

 

[lavendersilk]

@Indie because she wears rompers so well.

 

[lavendersilk]

@Indie because I will never win her heart... but that's OK. Because... I can still look at her butt.

 

[Amanda330]

You're my favorite

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