🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Also, I am pretty sure someone’s already cum all over that diploma.

 

[Madmaxfvh]

Well wankers, he we are on Saturday (for me). I'm getting ready to sequester myself while I debate with the Panel of Judge for who will be this week's Wanker of the Week. I leave you with a question. How does that smoke thing work? Like how do i send up white smoke vs. black smoke so I can let you all know when I've come to a conclusion?? Anyway, here's the noms, my final awarding coming soon.

@Amanda330 for hackery
@Bry1313 for alticism, overplaycicism, disrespectory, nonsensiquetory, fauxiggy fail, ithinkicanflyphobia, earmophilia, negending, lamery
@AlottaFocina for fauxgery, thinktaster, no wank shameration, confusery, lexicoliform
@StillRain for distractititty, audacititty, mia focinaery, confusering arousence
@Nicefella for Brybery, meanacity
@UnquietDreams for distractititty, obviousititty, anti-avcism, grammarflixion, confusery, self proclaiming spellinguist, anti-fauxnamery, forgetterization, negalove x2 reminderation
@crazychemgirl for distractititty denial, animal twistation, grammarflixion, duplegrammarflixion, commonsensiquetory, selfdenigratiousness, forgetterizing, besmirchiry
@Lmizzler for distractititty, absentation, wankifying in absentia, selfservitute
@AmberLGreen for meanacity, cliquery dickery doc, shipracity
@Otis_Ravelli for being permanently nominated for standitastic confusery, crabsulting
@Apisto42 for anti-uptonism, tiddiefoolery, faillink
@sexy_freya02 for fucking buddy
@LostHorizon for decievious, miscockery
@Indie for reminderization
@vagrantx tacocide, justifending
@InThe312 for pandas, lazeration, delayed domwplaytitude
@Grant55 for downplaytituding, wankfail
@Madmaxfvh for assumerizing

I promise to stop asssssssuuuuummmmeeeerrrriizing...

 

[InThe312]

I promise to stop asssssssuuuuummmmeeeerrrriizing...

Nominated for not realizing that was last week's schtick

 

[Madmaxfvh]

Nominated for not realizing that was last week's schtick

At this rate I will be up there every week

 

[InThe312]

At this rate I will be up there every week

You have to play if you want to win.

 

[AmberLGreen]

At this rate I will be up there every week

Nominated for assumerizing again

 

[AmberLGreen]

Also nominating whoever came up with all the stupid fucking words

 

[Madmaxfvh]

Also nominating whoever came up with all the stupid fucking words

Now I have three.

You would swear that I like punishment.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You have to play if you want to win.

Funny. I wasn't playing. See, it's that easy.

 

[InThe312]

Funny. I wasn't playing. See, it's that easy.

But congratulations on your win!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

But congratulations on your win!

I'll take it especially since I didn't get the award for best newcomer in 2022.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll take it especially since I didn't get the award for best newcumer in 2022.

FYP

*runs away*

 

[InThe312]

Paging @Grant55. I'm sure like most, you haven't read the official terms for being a Literotica member, so I've take the liberty of posting the relevant snippet here:

 

[StillRain]

Nominating @Grant55 for not recognising the sheer glory of winning the Wanker of the Week and neglecting to give a speech, and also violating the Lit terms of service, clearly demonstrating he did not read the fine print.

Tsk tsk. Naughty naughty.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominating @Grant55 for not recognising the sheer glory of winning the Wanker of the Week and neglecting to give a speech, and also violating the Lit terms of service, clearly demonstrating he did not read the fine print.

Tsk tsk. Naughty naughty.

Damn...

 

[InThe312]

Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech

 

[Bry1313]

I’m starting to think he doesn’t appreciate what an honor that has been bestowed upon him.

 

[StillRain]

I’m starting to think he doesn’t appreciate what an honor that has been bestowed upon him.

I’m starting to think you’re right.

 

[StillRain]

Also nominating @barefootgirl69 for finding humour in this lack of appreciation for this great honour!

 

[Bry1313]

I’m starting to think you’re right.

In fact, giving the wrong person the award may make @AlottaFocina the worst POJ yet

 

[barefootgirl69]

*reported*

Assholemont, take your harassment over to the appropriate thread, stop derailing this one which  is against forum rules.

 

[AlottaFocina]

In fact, giving the wrong person the award may make @AlottaFocina the worst POJ yet

You'll try any angle to shake that moniker won't you?

Nominated for failing to accept your lot in life. Worst PoJ. The only PoJ to actually fail doing the minimum.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate all you fucks for your absolute abandonment of wanking

 

[UnquietDreams]

I nominate all you fucks for your absolute abandonment of wanking

Nominated for calling me a wanker, then stating I am not a wanker.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for calling me a wanker, then stating I am not a wanker.

Nominated for not realizing the difference between wanking and a wanker.