🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[BrendaBear]

Biblical wankers…. Who knew?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve always enjoyed the lovers’ descriptions of what they find attractive in each other. I’m guessing there are some cultural metaphors that get lost in translation.

Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rabbim. Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon, which looks toward Damascus.
‭‭(Song of Solomon‬ ‭7‬:‭4‬ ‭ESV‬‬)

• Her neck is statuesque, OK I get that one.
• Eyes deep and mysterious, check (hopefully not exophthalmic).
• Massive honker?

Hey, sugar, wanna be my myrrh

 

[MindYaBitness]

Biblical wankers…. Who knew?

Come visit my class, I'll tell ya all about it

 

[37_ttej]

I like this better.

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ETA: Wait, what thread are we on?

Apparently the amateur biblical exegesis thread.
This week’s award is for the best exposition on biblical poetry.
I’m picturing the gob-smacked look on the POJ’s face when they catch up with these posts.

 

[BrendaBear]

Apparently the amateur biblical exegesis thread.
This week’s award is for the best exposition on biblical poetry.
I’m picturing the gob-smacked look on the POJ’s face when they catch up with these posts.

So what is POJ? Presenter of Jerkingoff?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

So what is POJ? Presenter of Jerkingoff?

Panel of Judge

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Is this Sunday School now or something?

 

[BrendaBear]

Panel of Judge

Oh! Thanks! Truly, I would not have gone there.

But… seems kind of obvious now.

 

[37_ttej]

Is this Sunday School now or something?

The Mod be all like:

• Wangs, vag, wanking and sexy shenanigans? All good, carry on people.
• Religious discussion? WTF!? Alarm bells! Damage control on thread #364. Code blue!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this Sunday School now or something?

It’s something all right

 

[StillRain]

You needy little wankers, have you run out of lube? Do your little love buttons need a rest?

I understand. Truly, I do.

Relax, flex those wrists a little, and behold, the next few nominees for Wanker of the Year….

 

[StillRain]

@OrdinaryPerson

This wanker seems to have become even wankier since winning. I guess at least they’re environmentally aware. Ugh.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@OrdinaryPerson

This wanker seems to have become even wankier since winning. I guess at least they’re environmentally aware. Ugh.

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I think you’re confused. This isn’t me?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like this better.

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ETA: Wait, what thread are we on?

I'm using KJV, but I like yours better

 

[StillRain]

I think you’re confused. This isn’t me?

You’re too cool for this . I trashed yours.

 

[StillRain]

@deefalttwunnyfor

This wanker seems to know how to have all the hotties in his box pre and post-wank. Still has not delivered on the hot boy anal though. MASSIVE Wanker alert.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re too cool for this . I trashed yours.

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[BrendaBear]

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What in the fuck is that thing???

 

[StillRain]

@MandaPandaa

If you thought wanking only affected the wanker, you thought wrong. This wanker broke her Lit account with all her wanking.

 

[StillRain]

@Apisto42

It’s fair to say some wankers are. This wanker is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What in the fuck is that thing???

Cat in the hat?

 

[StillRain]

@SirConradPeckereye

I’m not sure if there is a name for a board game kink but there’s a name for this guy; wanker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Sexy_Singer]

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You know that you're probably going to be last, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know that you're probably going to be last, right?

The best always are.