🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Indie]

Oh. I forgot I had to nominate @Indie for her obscure reaction to some post I made. Words!! (Shut up monkey boy.)

Lol. I realized afterwards you couldn't have been talking about me because I only appreciated 14 people in my last post

 

[InThe312]

How many more days is there to nominate? I can't be bothered to go find the post...

Saturday, Windy City time.

 

[InThe312]

I'll see a post in a thread, spend 15 minutes composing a witty (or not so much, those who have read me can judge) response, only to then shake my head, go, "Nah!" and walk away from the whole thing.

I easily do this 2-5 times for every time I actually post.

Nominated for failing to entertain us.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Uhmmm 1.5ed….like you’re half right here..

Nominated for being the worst big brother ever!

 

[Tigobitties98]

@Tigobitties98 for interrupting Hot History for freaky frog sex.

Nominated for talking history on a thread that clearly states it is for Sex & Shinanigans only

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for being the worst big brother ever!

This one..this one hurts Sis. I said HALF right. Coulda been the nice half. You don’t know.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for talking history on a thread that clearly stares it is for Sex & Shinanigans only

Seconded!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for talking history on a thread that clearly stares it is for Sex & Shinanigans only

@Tigobitties98 Nominated for not realizing that Alexander Hamilton was ostracized for both Sex and Shenanigans and therefore unfairly nominated me.

 

[Tigobitties98]

@Tigobitties98 Nominated for not realizing that Alexander Hamilton was ostracized for both Sex and Shenanigans and therefore unfairly nominated me.

Nominated for thinking anachronistic sexploitation has any place in the modern perv parade that is Lit

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for thinking anachronistic sexploitation has any place in the modern perv parade that is Lit

Nominated for thinking history is not only history, it is dead.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Nominated for thinking history is not only history, it is dead.

History, Dead? I smell a conspiracy!

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in to see the noms*

 

[StillRain]

Nominating the panel of judge for excluding his own nomination.

 

[InThe312]

Maybe you're a #5 wanker. Are you really Wanker of the Week material? Will you make the victory trophy blush before you shove it...well, where you shove it.

Have a stick and berries? We all know to just grip and rip it, but level 1 wankers don't win this most prestigious award. Want to add some points to your category 5 wanking?

- Switch hands, switch grip, if you're gifted enough, go two hands
- Pray to your favourite taint
- Don't forget the grapes, try making some wine
- Do it with a friend, just not at the park
- Finish in the tea towel, hang it back up on the oven handle
- You have a back door too, just make sure you don't lose it or you'll need good health insurance
- Fuck a silicone cunt. Don't forget the Crisco

Maybe you're more of the woman in the pink canoe persuasion. Sure, you can rub one out in the shower while the kids are eating brekkie, but that's a level 1 wankership. Ready to up your game?

- Find a toy that works for you. Trying them all is half the fun
- Peace out. Make a peace sign with your fingers, wiggle, squeeze and lift your labia
- Do it with a friend, just not at the park
- You have a back door too, just make sure you don't lose it or you'll need good health insurance
- Go covert. Mastered the self-quickie? Give the clit a go while in bed next to your partner
- Use both hands. You didn't get two for nothing.
- Pass the remote and let someone special vibe your pleasure remotely

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[InThe312]

Nominating myself for disparaging the panel of judge.

Accepted.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Interesting point system, lol

 

[StillRain]

Accepted.

*Turns off todays wanky time alarm*

 

[InThe312]

*Turns off todays wanky time alarm*

 

[StillRain]

Excuse me. I have questions pertaining to the below for my next wanky levelling up time this evening.

Maybe you're a #5 wanker. Are you really Wanker of the Week material? Will you make the victory trophy blush before you shove it...well, where you shove it.

<snip>
- Do it with a friend, just not at the park
- You have a back door too, just make sure you don't lose it or you'll need good health insurance
- Go covert. Mastered the self-quickie? Give the clit a go while in bed next to your partner


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What am I worrying about losing in the back door? My fingers my friend, or *blink* the park?

Also tip link not working. Sorrrrryyy I was all ready to offload some of these coin bags.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for... I mean well. Look at the state of it..

Nominated for discrimination against those with fat fingers and no technical skill

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating the panel of judge for excluding his own nomination.

That’s what I’ve been saying

 

[StillRain]

Interesting point system, lol

By interesting do you mean…. INTERESTING or just interesting?

 

[StillRain]

Guys, you wanna know what I think is missing from these awards? I know you do.






































I mean, apart from this scrolling.





































And the INCREDIBLE, OG panel of judge. Obvs.









































An interview style check-in with previous WotW winners, to delve into their secrets find out more about them see how their life has changed since winning this magnificent award. Picture it now. NOW, I said.






What a glorious idea. They don’t call me the OG of idea. No really, they don’t.

If you would like to dig into the past lives of wankers with me, stick your nose right into my box. If you would like to submit questions you would like to see answered on the regular send your carrier pigeons along post haste.

 

[Lmizzler]

Kinky af

Most pleasing...

Nominating @Wand3rlust for not knowing her alphabet. L comes after K!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominating @Wand3rlust for not knowing her alphabet. L comes after K!

Fair.