🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m just waiting for @SalaciousMonkey22 to come in here and complain about all those^ big words again.

I made my point.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Because of FOMO I check @morelikeasong 's Siren Songs and Helicockters thread religiously.

We all know what a thirsty thirsty girl @lavendersilk is. Definitely wasting our time pretending it’s anything else. Nominated under category 3. Probably 5 too.

 

[Wand3rlust]

We all know what a thirsty thirsty girl @lavendersilk is. Definitely wasting our time pretending it’s anything else. Nominated under category 3. Probably 5 too.

Nominated for giving credence to the categories

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for giving credence to the categories

Nominated for denying the sweet, alluring joy of petty bureaucracy.

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe you're wondering, what really makes a wanker:

wanker (noun)

1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". see also twat, cunt.

2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole.

3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility.

4. A general term of abuse.

5. Someone who masturbates.

Most of us probably fall under 5 here in the magic world of Lit, but I think we all know someone who fits any of these definitions. Get your nominations in, you don't want to miss this week.

Nominated for thinking any aspect of this traveshamockery can’t be missed

 

[crazychemgirl]

@SalaciousMonkey22 for overuse of the word “sure”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 for overuse of the word “sure”

https://voca.ro/1avOKxePBjqP

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's to make you look good, isn't it


@Lonelywife1205[/USER]

TAL who can't take a hint
[/QUOTE]


Nominated for...

I mean well. Look at the state of it..

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for thinking any aspect of this traveshamockery can’t be missed

nominated for using words (shut up @SalaciousMonkey22 ) that I don’t understand

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

nominated for using words (shut up @SalaciousMonkey22 ) that I don’t understand

You’re my favorite.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You’re my favorite.

Nominated for sucking up to the OG and panel of judge fucker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for sucking up to the OG and panel of judge fucker.

I already won an award for this!

 

[ydahecnot]

nominated for using words (shut up @SalaciousMonkey22 ) that I don’t understand

Portmanteau aside, I’m not wrong

 

[Wand3rlust]

I already won an award for this!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for wasting everyone’s time nominating me for a thing everyone already knows I do!

Article 3 subsection a.

 

[StillRain]

Portmanteau aside, I’m not wrong

 

[Tigobitties98]

@Bry1313 and @UnquietDreams, nominated for trying to make history sexy, and sweet, sweet amphibious love dirty.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Bry1313 and @UnquietDreams, nominated for trying to make history sexy, and sweet, sweet amphibious love dirty.

Uhmmm 1.5ed….like you’re half right here..

 

[UnquietDreams]

@Tigobitties98 for interrupting Hot History for freaky frog sex.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Tigobitties98 for interrupting Hot History for freaky frog sex.

Uhmmm 1.5ed….like you’re half right here..

 

[StillRain]

Oh. I forgot I had to nominate @Indie for her obscure reaction to some post I made. Words!! (Shut up monkey boy.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh. I forgot I had to nominate @Indie for her obscure reaction to some post I made. Words!! (Shut up monkey boy.)

you can’t even remember the post? Feels like a waste of everyone’s time to nominate a sweet,sweet baby like @Indie whom we all know is only a type 5 wanker for a phantasmal post. Nominated under category 3.

Man that’s one’s gonna get a lot of work isn’t it?

 

[InThe312]

With nominating days running out, we have a growing list of nominees. Not surprising to see the usual suspects. Welcome to the newest potential wankers. Wank it up Litsters before you're just a sperm in a discarded sock.

New this week, WotW sports betting is now open. You must be present at the casino to open an account. You can find our app in your favorite app store. I also just take Paypal. No really, you can buy in. I don't have shame.

(Nominee / Money line / Over Under on Total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 surely for credence, sucking up / +500 / 7
@crazychemgirl for failing to read / +800 / 3
@lavendersilk for thirst / -300 / 1
@Wand3rlust for denial, wasting my time / +200 / 10
@OrdinaryPerson can't take a hint?? / +150 / 2
@Lonelywife1205 can't take a hint?? / -150 / 1
@ydahecnot for locution / -500 / 2
@Bry1313 for history (all of it) / -100 / 15
@UnquietDreams for frog sex / -300 / 2
@Indie for obfuscation / -400 / 1

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

With nominating days running out, we have a growing list of nominees. Not surprising to see the usual suspects. Welcome to the newest potential wankers. Wank it up Litsters before you're just a sperm in a discarded sock.

New this week, WotW sports betting is now open. You must be present at the casino to open an account. You can find our app in your favorite app store. I also just take Paypal. No really, you can buy in. I don't have shame.

(Nominee / Money line / Over Under on Total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 surely for credence, sucking up / +500 / 7
@crazychemgirl for failing to read / +800 / 3
@lavendersilk for thirst / -300 / 1
@Wand3rlust for denial, wasting my time / +200 / 10
@OrdinaryPerson can't take a hint?? / +150 / 2
@Lonelywife1205 can't take a hint?? / -150 / 1
@ydahecnot for locution / -500 / 2
@Bry1313 for history (all of it) / -100 / 15
@UnquietDreams for frog sex / +300 / 2
@Indie for obfuscation / +400 / 1

Oh god…you have points! I think you’re my favorite!

 

[lavendersilk]

With nominating days running out, we have a growing list of nominees. Not surprising to see the usual suspects. Welcome to the newest potential wankers. Wank it up Litsters before you're just a sperm in a discarded sock.

New this week, WotW sports betting is now open. You must be present at the casino to open an account. You can find our app in your favorite app store. I also just take Paypal. No really, you can buy in. I don't have shame.

(Nominee / Money line / Over Under on Total WotWs)
@ToPleaseHim for Dickie / +1500 / 1
@SalaciousMonkey22 surely for credence, sucking up / +500 / 7
@crazychemgirl for failing to read / +800 / 3
@lavendersilk for thirst / -300 / 1
@Wand3rlust for denial, wasting my time / +200 / 10
@OrdinaryPerson can't take a hint?? / +150 / 2
@Lonelywife1205 can't take a hint?? / -150 / 1
@ydahecnot for locution / -500 / 2
@Bry1313 for history (all of it) / -100 / 15
@UnquietDreams for frog sex / +300 / 2
@Indie for obfuscation / +400 / 1

How many more days is there to nominate? I can't be bothered to go find the post...