deefalttwunnyfor
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⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread⚠️🚧 Closed Indefinitely🚧⚠️
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lavendersilk
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These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!
The Room For Improvement Dicks are as follows...
@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat
The Room For Improvement Dicks are as follows...
@Liquor_Starfish
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat
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Pleasure. Pm away if you so desire. I won't take it personally.
lavendersilk
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ZfrkS62
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Well, at least i didn't get that..
Deadbed1968
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Hang on! You didn’t see my Dick pic!
MidwestPrincess23
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Thank you to all our friends that were brave enough to submit their dick pics to our first round of "No Ordinary Dick Rating"
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
IMPORTANT
Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST
Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)
As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
IMPORTANT Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST
Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)
As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!
deefalttwunnyfor
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Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell
I'm out.
Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated
MidwestPrincess23
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Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!
What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!
JustDave478
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Dicianados
OrdinaryPerson
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Hey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recountThe very first...First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. 19 dicks in one day is a record. (Even for me.) Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed. You all have a lot to be proud of and we salute you.
No Ordinary Dick
Rating Awards!
@Lmizzler
"An important social commentary on Lit dick pics. Illustrates the 0 cucumber/ eggplant dick perfectly. Needs to be on special exhibit at the MoMA"_@OrdinaryPerson
@deefalttwunnyfor
"No wonder Default pulls. Almost as perfect as it gets. Good lighting, B&W, just a tease, the arm is liking running his hand through his hair. Definitely would make me want to see more."_@MindYaBitness
@_Bandit_
"The first one is great, but the second one looks professional. No notes."_@lavendersilk
@SWR101
"Nice black and white pic; good body shot, not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa
@Bry1313
"Excellent lighting, filter, use of props, and bonus educational material."_@MindYaBitness
OrdinaryPerson
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I loved all your dicks gentlemen
OrdinaryPerson
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We had to give you something to strive for
OrdinaryPerson
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Did he really try though?
OrdinaryPerson
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I wanna give a special thank you/ shout out to the present dick that I'm sure we all saw because no one ever follows directions. 5/5 women want to untie that ribbon.
MindYaBitness
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I'm sorry, you were required to recuse yourself as you were not found to be an impartial judge
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Bry1313
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Proud to be included in this list of distinguished gentlemen
MindYaBitness
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Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...
Uh hem, once again
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZzM0eWg4OWRoOGl6MXFjaTc2eG0yOXVzMTk3dDFiM2tjcTE5a29ldSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6XA99Q0nPSXyU/giphy.gif
We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?
I've got a few that qualify for 5 Golden Aubergine status, if I could just get him to share them...
I love that our conversations were almost clinical in nature. "Is this the best angle he could have used?" "I find flacid as intriguing as firm, points for authenticity"
He said it was really difficult to balance the banana so it wouldn't fall over
ZfrkS62
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Wait, when did the first round close? Was there an official announcement?Thank you to all our friends that were brave enough to submit their dick pics to our first round of "No Ordinary Dick Rating"
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST
Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)
As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!
MidwestPrincess23
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There wasn't an official announcement... we're learning as we go! Your submissions are automatically entered into the next round!
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Bry1313
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I wonder which dick
UnquietDreams
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MindYaBitness
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ZfrkS62
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When was April O'Niel on Sesame Street?
deefalttwunnyfor
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Ok, the tiers make a bit more sense now. With only that half-gold aubergine in tier 2 I was thinking there was going to be like 9 tiers above it
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Of course I do! Am I not one of the most vain people here?
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