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I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
 
I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
Damn! Career as a sportscaster!
 
I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
Hell ya, an alert when you start masturbating so I can join you!
 
I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
That's the first time I actually enjoyed hearing ohtani homered
 
I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
Ya know....there's gotta be a little room for imagination, folks.
I mean would I like to watch Kit masturbate? Hell yes because I am a normal hetero man.
However, Kit deserves alone time like we do. 💐💐💐
 
I’m not tired so can I have story time ??
Once there were about 100 boys seated around their desks, with their wives blissfully unaware while watching Bridgerton in the next room. Meanwhile, these 100 men were trying to maintain some sort of privacy while they were attempting to coax their cocks to hardness by listening to a young woman from abroad talk about all kinds of topics from music and sports to books and work and to things that only adults talk about late at night too. This woman was very bewitching and these men all just were on the edges of their seats, trying in vain to hear more and mroe from this woman. It was like the old Greek myth about the sirens...with a voices so angelic they made men weep, but once they lured a man to their home, he was helpless and they devoured him. This woman was kind of like that, they simply could not get enough. Well, as this woman began to cast her spells and weave her magic by talking and showing various pictures that enticed the men, the men who were indeed under her spell were so drawn to her, that they wanted to crawl into their computers and somehow appear in the very room this devilish woman resided! They could not do that, but they were so infatuated and their bodies were so frustrated that even with their own wives in the next room, the men tore off their clothes and began pounding their fists on their desks, and touching their bodies in order to relieve their frustrations!

yeah ok, sorry...Im about to go wind down with a tv show, take my dog out, maybe "touch myself", and then read and pass out...so that dumbass story wont be finished.
Sorry.
hahaha
 
Once there were about 100 boys seated around their desks, with their wives blissfully unaware while watching Bridgerton in the next room. Meanwhile, these 100 men were trying to maintain some sort of privacy while they were attempting to coax their cocks to hardness by listening to a young woman from abroad talk about all kinds of topics from music and sports to books and work and to things that only adults talk about late at night too. This woman was very bewitching and these men all just were on the edges of their seats, trying in vain to hear more and mroe from this woman. It was like the old Greek myth about the sirens...with a voices so angelic they made men weep, but once they lured a man to their home, he was helpless and they devoured him. This woman was kind of like that, they simply could not get enough. Well, as this woman began to cast her spells and weave her magic by talking and showing various pictures that enticed the men, the men who were indeed under her spell were so drawn to her, that they wanted to crawl into their computers and somehow appear in the very room this devilish woman resided! They could not do that, but they were so infatuated and their bodies were so frustrated that even with their own wives in the next room, the men tore off their clothes and began pounding their fists on their desks, and touching their bodies in order to relieve their frustrations!

yeah ok, sorry...Im about to go wind down with a tv show, take my dog out, maybe "touch myself", and then read and pass out...so that dumbass story wont be finished.
Sorry.
hahaha
Ohhh you tale tease
 
Always fun to read up all what happens while I sleep. 😄
Thank you for the alarm and the sports update. 👍😅

Playboy... found a very old one unter the roof in the house of the parents of a gf after they died (the parents, not the gf). Possibly it get a high price on ebay, but i don't like to touch it... who knows... uhm... nooo....
 
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