TomTeacher19
Needs experience pls
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Me too. Aunt.Thanks for sharing...kinda funny and shocking. Was busted too
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Me too. Aunt.Thanks for sharing...kinda funny and shocking. Was busted too
What did she do?Me too. Aunt.
Good kids!!!I used to babysit a lot as a teen and I found a couple homes and the kids always knew where the dad hid them and they always told me. Ha ha
Only the centerfold.did they all have pages stuck together?
yeah...you boys are gross
Caught me masturbating.What did she do?
Damn! Career as a sportscaster!I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
Hell ya, an alert when you start masturbating so I can join you!I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
That's the first time I actually enjoyed hearing ohtani homeredI was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
Ya know....there's gotta be a little room for imagination, folks.I was just sort of "requested" to alert you all when I masturbate. This user wishes a text went to all the lit peeps that follow me with a lil alert blurb thing to say sometihng along the lines of "BREAKING NEWS: Kit has just orgasmed." Or maybe it could be the ESPN/CNN scroll...like: "LeBron totals 32 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists in loss to Thunder....Notre Dame fires AD for scholarship violations...former CB star for University of Miami wanted for armed robbery....Kitana has just orgasmed twice with her hitachi magic wand....Ohtani hits major leading 26th home run in 10-1 blowout victory...."
OKC go up 3 - 2 over PacersDamn! Career as a sportscaster!
Well, notifications at her discretion.Ya know....there's gotta be a little room for imagination, folks.
I mean would I like to watch Kit masturbate? Hell yes because I am a normal hetero man.
However, Kit deserves alone time like we do.![]()
I think I'd end up more like the Boom goes the dynamite guy, except I'm a notch prettier so maybe Id get a passDamn! Career as a sportscaster!
Id tell you a bedtime story but pretty sure that would keep both heads wide awake!G'night all. Wish I could stay up and play....Kit, will you come tuck me in?
I’m not tired so can I have story time ??Id tell you a bedtime story but pretty sure that would keep both heads wide awake!
Can you tell me the story of Uniteds season in 1999?Id tell you a bedtime story but pretty sure that would keep both heads wide awake!
Once there were about 100 boys seated around their desks, with their wives blissfully unaware while watching Bridgerton in the next room. Meanwhile, these 100 men were trying to maintain some sort of privacy while they were attempting to coax their cocks to hardness by listening to a young woman from abroad talk about all kinds of topics from music and sports to books and work and to things that only adults talk about late at night too. This woman was very bewitching and these men all just were on the edges of their seats, trying in vain to hear more and mroe from this woman. It was like the old Greek myth about the sirens...with a voices so angelic they made men weep, but once they lured a man to their home, he was helpless and they devoured him. This woman was kind of like that, they simply could not get enough. Well, as this woman began to cast her spells and weave her magic by talking and showing various pictures that enticed the men, the men who were indeed under her spell were so drawn to her, that they wanted to crawl into their computers and somehow appear in the very room this devilish woman resided! They could not do that, but they were so infatuated and their bodies were so frustrated that even with their own wives in the next room, the men tore off their clothes and began pounding their fists on their desks, and touching their bodies in order to relieve their frustrations!I’m not tired so can I have story time ??
fuck no. first off, I wasnt born. Secondly, I fucking hate man uCan you tell me the story of Uniteds season in 1999?
Ohhh you tale teaseOnce there were about 100 boys seated around their desks, with their wives blissfully unaware while watching Bridgerton in the next room. Meanwhile, these 100 men were trying to maintain some sort of privacy while they were attempting to coax their cocks to hardness by listening to a young woman from abroad talk about all kinds of topics from music and sports to books and work and to things that only adults talk about late at night too. This woman was very bewitching and these men all just were on the edges of their seats, trying in vain to hear more and mroe from this woman. It was like the old Greek myth about the sirens...with a voices so angelic they made men weep, but once they lured a man to their home, he was helpless and they devoured him. This woman was kind of like that, they simply could not get enough. Well, as this woman began to cast her spells and weave her magic by talking and showing various pictures that enticed the men, the men who were indeed under her spell were so drawn to her, that they wanted to crawl into their computers and somehow appear in the very room this devilish woman resided! They could not do that, but they were so infatuated and their bodies were so frustrated that even with their own wives in the next room, the men tore off their clothes and began pounding their fists on their desks, and touching their bodies in order to relieve their frustrations!
yeah ok, sorry...Im about to go wind down with a tv show, take my dog out, maybe "touch myself", and then read and pass out...so that dumbass story wont be finished.
Sorry.
hahaha
ahh, been there, done thatim guessing because we were drunk-adjacent haha
Id tell you a bedtime story but pretty sure that would keep both heads wide awake!
Oh my. All the yes.