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[Que]

Easy.

The one who committed perjury, suborn perjury, and involved White House staff in hiding and destroying evidence, and obstructing justice. The one that tampered with and.bribed witnesses.

Not the one that thought about it, talked about it and did absolutely nothing, including lawful actions like invoking executive privilege to impede the investigation of a crime that the investigation concluded did not happen.

But go on. . .

Impeach 'im. I double dog date you.

 

[icanhelp1]

More important, which is more egregious and worthy of getting tossed out of office over, a president who lied about having an affair with an of-age, quite willing intern and lying about it while in office or one who, above multiple payoffs to prostitutes and lying about it while in office, being a functioning asset of the Russian government, aiding the Saudis in the murder of a U.S. resident to gain personal financial gain, actively tearing down the security elements of his country, being openly corrupt on every level, selling every aspect of the country he is responsible for protecting off to other vile and corrupt people, lying about simply everything, and actively and openly obstructing justice and pissing on every element of the U.S. Constitution?

Think real hard on this, board Trumpettes. If you try really hard you can manage it.

Clinton, he broke the most sacred trust, the one with his wife. If he can't be truthful and faithful to his wife how can we trust him with our nation.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Funny. How many wives has Trump cheated on? All 3 of them.

 

[KeithD]

I wonder what these two losers have to say. (No, I don't. I lied.) When their hero goes to prison will they change their account names again out of utter embarrassment? Naw, probably not. They are total losers.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDDJeM5R4PM

John Lennon
I'm sick and tired of hearing things from
Uptight short sided narrow minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
No short-haired, yellow-bellied
Son of tricky dicky's
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hopes
Money for dope, money for rope
No short-haired, yellow-bellied,
Son of tricky dicky's
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocket full of hopes
Money for dope, money for rope
I'm sick to death of seeing things from
Tight-lipped condescending mama's little chauvinists
All I want is the truth, just give me some truth
I've had enough of watching scenes from
Schizophrenic egocentric paranoiac primadonnas
All I want is the truth just give me some truth

 

[HisArpy]

How fucking stupid are you? He used my name. That makes it about me you dumbass. In what world does that not make it about me?

How do you expect anyone to believe you're a lawyer when you fail at basic reading comprehension? Not to mention you couldn't make a logical argument to save your life?



My god man, it's simply not possible for one person to be wrong so frequently.

It's ALL not about you dudly.

Originally Posted by Rightguide View Post
See people like Zip and others would prefer a system where the prosecutor makes an allegation and the poor fucker so charged is automatically found guilty without the due process of judge and jury or the benefit of the Constitution.

So, reading comprehension fail on your part.

And you were so SURE that I'd made a mistake... Lolz.

 

[Aglaopheme]

^^^^Has no idea what the First Amendment is about.

More of that infamous word-parsing...

Perhaps they’ll read your sig line.

 

[KeithD]

And there's the Harpy trumpette loser squealing his frustration over his loser hero.

 

[HisArpy]

And there's the Harpy trumpette loser squealing his frustration over his loser hero.

Did anyone else hear anything? No?

Huh. I coulda sworn I heard a mouse squeaking somewhere.

 

[Que]

Clinton, he broke the most sacred trust, the one with his wife. If he can't be truthful and faithful to his wife how can we trust him with our nation.

That is not a winning argument. Not even Jay Carney or Sarah Huckabee Sanders could say that with a straight face.

Anyone else think that both of those names are awfully odd for engendering trust with the general public? A huckster and a carny?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Clinton, he broke the most sacred trust, the one with his wife. If he can't be truthful and faithful to his wife how can we trust him with our nation.

bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.

Bam and Mich were knot tight, did damn near everything together in service to this country and still got yelled at by you schmucks on the daily for "debasing" their offices...yet you same schmucks slob at the limp knob of Cheeto, who has stand ins for his wife, who can't even be bothered with his ass outside of anything ceremonial that she can't duck because she knows it'll fuck up her eventual cashout paycheck soon as he croaks.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SarcasticMammothBuzzard-size_restricted.gif

y'all KILL me in the aisles with your hypocritical bullshit over fidelity. Keep it going, cuz laughter is good for the soul!

 

[KeithD]

And now Harpy and Queball again. I wonder what they're spouting. (No I don't. I lied about that. I'm taking lessons from their hero.)

Oh, apparently it's Clinton and fidelity (yes, he's a smuck--but he's not a smuck on the scale of Trump in terms of fidelity, and the Trumpettes are a bunch of hilarious, deplorable/despicable clowns for ignoring that.)

 

[Que]

I wonder what these two losers have to say. (No, I don't. I lied.) When their hero goes to prison will they change their account names again out of utter embarrassment? Naw, probably not. They are total losers.

Is that why you no longer go by SR-71 pilot? You were all in for Hillary and everyone knows that there's no possible way you've ever been in a blackbird much less piloted one?

Will you hide in ignominious shame when the Mueller Report comes out and completely refutes your insistence that your well-honed fake-spy sense tells you he colluded with the dreaded Boris and Natasha?

Oh, wait.

Well, what about after the real dirt in the retracted sections comes to light? Surely when Mueller overcomes the gag that Barr has on him, Mueller will dish on all the dirt we aren't seeing....

Oh, wait.

Hmmm

Isn't it time that you changed your name again and went into hiding?

 

[Que]

bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.

Bam and Mich were knot tight, did damn near everything together in service to this country and still got yelled at by you schmucks on the daily for "debasing" their offices...yet you same schmucks slob at the limp knob of Cheeto, who has stand ins for his wife, who can't even be bothered with his ass outside of anything ceremonial that she can't duck because she knows it'll fuck up her eventual cashout paycheck soon as he croaks.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SarcasticMammothBuzzard-size_restricted.gif

y'all KILL me in the aisles with your hypocritical bullshit over fidelity. Keep it going, cuz laughter is good for the soul!

When you are right, you're right.

 

[icanhelp1]

Funny. How many wives has Trump cheated on? All 3 of them.

I find any man that cheats is scum. If you can't be upfront with your spouse and end it when there is nothing left, well

Trump didn't do it in office, but i don't condone what he did.

 

[KeithD]

Buzz, buzz, buzz go the despicables.

 

[RobDownSouth]

...Trump didn't do it ...but i ...done what he did.

*nods*

 

[icanhelp1]

That is not a winning argument. Not even Jay Carney or Sarah Huckabee Sanders could say that with a straight face.

Anyone else think that both of those names are awfully odd for engendering trust with the general public? A huckster and a carny?

Be careful I'll sik Cowflopper and nobbydownunder after you.

 

[icanhelp1]

bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.

Bam and Mich were knot tight, did damn near everything together in service to this country and still got yelled at by you schmucks on the daily for "debasing" their offices...yet you same schmucks slob at the limp knob of Cheeto, who has stand ins for his wife, who can't even be bothered with his ass outside of anything ceremonial that she can't duck because she knows it'll fuck up her eventual cashout paycheck soon as he croaks.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SarcasticMammothBuzzard-size_restricted.gif

y'all KILL me in the aisles with your hypocritical bullshit over fidelity. Keep it going, cuz laughter is good for the soul!

I'm glad I made you smile

 

[Que]

Be careful I'll sik Cowflopper and nubbydownunder after you.

FYP

I ain't skeered.

'Shitter is "far too busy" to take one of the half dozen four-hour flights a day to PHX from DTW, and Rob just let slip today that the real reason he could not get to PHX from IAH is not because he has passport issues, but rather, he has been violated and is back to wearing andankle monitoring device.

 

[Que]

Buzz, buzz, buzz go the despicables.

Yes, we deplorables have noted that you despicables are buzzing with disappointment that Mueller just referred you back to the report and stated point blank that there is nothing to add. At all.

 

[bodysong]

Special counsel Robert Mueller broke his two-year silence with a press
conference this morning during which he stressed the findings in his
report:

That Russia meddled in the US presidential election to benefit Donald Trump,
that investigators did not find sufficient evidence of conspiracy between the
Trump campaign and Russia and – the key line -

“if we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime,
we would have said so.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...alabama-mueller-democrats-2020-latest-updates

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I understand the frustration from the Ds. I've read the report and it's not easy. Someone needs to do a Cliff note version for easy consumption by the voting public.

 

[icanhelp1]

FYP

I ain't skeered.

'Shitter is "far too busy" to take one of the half dozen four-hour flights a day to PHX from DTW, and Rob just let slip today that the real reason he could not get to PHX from IAH is not because he has passport issues, but rather, he has been violated and is back to wearing andankle monitoring device.

Oh; I thought maybe he was afraid of flying, I figured maybe hitch a ride with SKY PILOT in his SR-69. LMAO!!!!

 

[icanhelp1]

I understand the frustration from the Ds. I've read the report and it's not easy. Someone needs to do a Cliff note version for easy consumption by the voting public.

Let me help 1. fake FISA 2. fake surveillance 3. fake Mueller report 4. fake collusion 5. fake obstruction 6. fake impeachment