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darlingguy2

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Forever we men have been hearing that that first thing we guys do when we see a lady who we find attractive is to check her out head to toe. While I am not going to lie and say we don't, women are just as bad as men. Every time I meet a new lady, whether I am taking my daughter to preschool or shopping, women always seem to stare down and look at cock when I am talking to them. They don't even try to hide the fact that they find me wanting. It has even pissed my wife off because she sees it as a sign of disrespect when check me out in front of her. It is really amazing that when it comes to sex, all the rules go out the window regarding common sense. It would seem that Mother Nature and cupid are playing games with our heads. I guess nature's influence on us as far as procreation is every present and when lust hits us, the rules go out the window and babies are made
 
What an ego! Unless you walk around with a constant hardon, there is nothing for women to check out if they'd look at your cock. In other words, it's all in your head, not your pants.

(My guess is you probably even have a turtle so that's why you really want to believe women are staring at you. That, or you never zip up.)
 
darlingguy2 said:
Forever we men have been hearing that that first thing we guys do when we see a lady who we find attractive is to check her out head to toe. While I am not going to lie and say we don't, women are just as bad as men. Every time I meet a new lady, whether I am taking my daughter to preschool or shopping, women always seem to stare down and look at cock when I am talking to them. They don't even try to hide the fact that they find me wanting. It has even pissed my wife off because she sees it as a sign of disrespect when check me out in front of her. It is really amazing that when it comes to sex, all the rules go out the window regarding common sense. It would seem that Mother Nature and cupid are playing games with our heads. I guess nature's influence on us as far as procreation is every present and when lust hits us, the rules go out the window and babies are made
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Your will is the only thing weaker than your mind. Women are not looking at your crotch unless they are trying to tell you that you forgot to do up your fly.

WONEN on the other hand are actually worse than men, but they're so rare that you'll likely never encounter one in your life.
 
darlingguy2 said:
Forever we men have been hearing that that first thing we guys do when we see a lady who we find attractive is to check her out head to toe. While I am not going to lie and say we don't, women are just as bad as men. Every time I meet a new lady, whether I am taking my daughter to preschool or shopping, women always seem to stare down and look at cock when I am talking to them. They don't even try to hide the fact that they find me wanting. It has even pissed my wife off because she sees it as a sign of disrespect when check me out in front of her. It is really amazing that when it comes to sex, all the rules go out the window regarding common sense. It would seem that Mother Nature and cupid are playing games with our heads. I guess nature's influence on us as far as procreation is every present and when lust hits us, the rules go out the window and babies are made
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A woman I met at a party kept staring at my crotch. I thought we had something going when she said, "I wonder how I could get that out". I told her we could slip away and no one would notice, but I had dropped a swedish meatball in my lap and she was thinking about pre-rinses.

Keep a napkin in your lap and it will prevent stains and rude stares.
 
A yeah I do have an ego and yes I am hung like a lumber jack. Perhaps thats why I am happily married and do love my wife.
 
1hotbabe said:
So, that was you on the beach.
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HA! A gritty fuck.

I check out men. I play a game to figure out on which side they're dressed.

Studies show that men are much more into physical beauty while women are more into the mind.

Doesn't mean that some of us don't look, though.

How many guys check you out?
 
darlingguy2 said:
Well its pretty close, but mine is rather pink. lol
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Maybe if you didn't wear it flung over your shoulder wonen wouldn't stare.
 
darlingguy2 said:
A yeah I do have an ego and yes I am hung like a lumber jack. Perhaps thats why I am happily married and do love my wife.
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You love your wife because you're hung like a lumberjack or because of you're ego, you weren't clear on that.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
You love your wife because you're hung like a lumberjack or because of you're ego, you weren't clear on that.
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Well, he does have a battle axe to grind...
 
1hotbabe said:
Well, he does have a battle axe to grind...
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I bet he had her pinkies removed so he looks bigger in her hands. Now that's ego.
 
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
 
Ginourmous penis or not...

It's clear coherency and logic aren't your strong points.
 
darlingguy2 said:
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
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Full of yourself?

I've been married for almost 19 years and that has never been my experience. I find that most people are happy that we are happy and have a successful partnership. If there's envy it's that we have lasted as a couple but they wish us on going success.

Must be the kind of people with whom you hang...
 
darlingguy2 said:
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
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So how far into the relationship was it before you decided you liked her staring at your cock or did she actually hide the fact that she was looking?
 
darlingguy2 said:
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
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:rolleyes:

How many husbands does your wife have?
 
It must really steam you to know that men feel the way we do. After all I do have a rather big ego and am not afraid to admit it. I am handsome, well endowed. My question to you is why does it offend you? Perhaps it is the fact that you will never get a really hot guy and it is pissing you off. Guys perhaps don't look at you any more because you are cake eating, SUV driving, kind of heavy soccer mom whose best friend is the dildo under the bed or the post man who come just before noon. Still all of you are good for a laugh.
 
darlingguy2 said:
It must really steam you to know that men feel the way we do. After all I do have a rather big ego and am not afraid to admit it. I am handsome, well endowed. My question to you is why does it offend you? Perhaps it is the fact that you will never get a really hot guy and it is pissing you off. Guys perhaps don't look at you any more because you are cake eating, SUV driving, kind of heavy soccer mom whose best friend is the dildo under the bed or the post man who come just before noon. Still all of you are good for a laugh.
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Who are you talking to? Your wife?

Certainly not me. I don't eat cake at all, don't drive an SUV, and I'm not a soccer or any other kind of mom. My best friend is my husband, can't remember the last time I needed the vibrator actually.

Trust me, women aren't staring at your package. It's your ego imagining that. If your turtle makes you feel that low about yourself, go ahead and believe what you want. It may help you.
 
darlingguy2 said:
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
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LOL :D I have seen girlies like that. It's just funny to me.
 
darlingguy2 said:
I love my wife. We both know how to please and make each other happy. I would not exchange her for anything. I am just amazed that when women see one of their own happy and in love with their husbands, they act like a bunch of witches full of envy.
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Do you and your wife have an open relationship? Your biography states you are interested in exchanging pictures (of your giant cock?) and meeting people:

Biography:
I also like taboo subjects like incest, but don't practice it for understandable reasons. Please read my stories and tell me what you think. If you would like to meet me, let me know and we can exchange pictures. Anonymous negative comments will get deleted.
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Perhaps these women that are staring at your package are trying to figure out if you measure up to your pictures?
 
Cheyenne said:
Who are you talking to? Your wife?

Certainly not me. I don't eat cake at all, don't drive an SUV, and I'm not a soccer or any other kind of mom. My best friend is my husband, can't remember the last time I needed the vibrator actually.

Trust me, women aren't staring at your package. It's your ego imagining that. If your turtle makes you feel that low about yourself, go ahead and believe what you want. It may help you.
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You just shattered my fantasy image of you. No cake?
 
darlingguy2 said:
It must really steam you to know that men feel the way we do. After all I do have a rather big ego and am not afraid to admit it. I am handsome, well endowed. My question to you is why does it offend you? Perhaps it is the fact that you will never get a really hot guy and it is pissing you off. Guys perhaps don't look at you any more because you are cake eating, SUV driving, kind of heavy soccer mom whose best friend is the dildo under the bed or the post man who come just before noon. Still all of you are good for a laugh.
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English isn't your first language is it? You've never said how it is us "men" are supposed to feel.

What does the size of your ego have to do with anything except to serve as an explanation as to why it is you believe women are staring at your crotch? Here's a free tip, read why you've typed before hitting the submit button and try and incorporate paragraphs.

Then we can move on to content.
 
bronzeage said:
You just shattered my fantasy image of you. No cake?
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Sorry, no cake. Rarely I might have a cookie as a treat, but no cake, donuts, brownies, etc.
 
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