What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing invisible clothing, but how can you tell anyway?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing invisible clothing, but how can you tell anyway?

I'm not about to go feeling-about over there!

I'm not wearing a look of disgust, nor expectation.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not dressed like a bukkake Newscaster lady.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not dressed like a Newcastle lady

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

a condom...

 

[Leigh81]

I'm not wearing my French maid outfit

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not wearing my French maid outfit

A shame...

 

[rbijon]

I'm not wearing my French maid outfit

I am not wearing your feathers.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing any dust. I think.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pickle patterned swim trunks.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing pickle flavored swim trunks.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No pickle-textured trunks here!

 

[Zephreck]

I am not wearing a collar or manacles...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Am wearing a shirt collar, but it’s not a locking collar. So there!

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing pickles in a special place.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing stiff hot dogs...since we're having a BBQ

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a shiny black latex catsuit complete with mask, kitty ears and a tail.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a shiny black latex catsuit complete with mask, kitty ears and a tail.

They can be very expensive. I recommend springing for the ones with an internal butt plug.

 

[Rj_1954]

@Trubbycat
WOW, yeah ... go trubby...

 

[Trubbycat]

@Trubbycat
WOW, yeah ... go trubby...

You're looking at a good 500 bucks or so before extras... and that's off the rack.

 

[BrendaBear]

You're looking at a good 500 bucks or so before extras... and that's off the rack.

Wait… you have to pay more to get strapped down on the rack? Hardly seems fair.


I am not currently strapped down on Trubby’s rack, quivering with anticipation of what he intends to do with me….

 

[Trubbycat]

Wait… you have to pay more to get strapped down on the rack? Hardly seems fair.


I am not currently strapped down on Trubby’s rack, quivering with anticipation of what he intends to do with me….

I paid extra for the ratcheting. Let's start with one... CLICK

 

[Rj_1954]

You're looking at a good 500 bucks or so before extras... and that's off the rack.

I shop at Adam & Eve stores. There's one close to me...

https://www.adameve.com/t-5_6_24-ps...yV7i1itEHn1Cv4ixBXBoChu0QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy santa’s helper outfit.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything useful in committing a crime.