What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a orange jumpsuit with "DOC" on the back...

 

[Eyelevel]

A banana hammock

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing hard to remove clothing.

 

[Photog1rl]

Socks or a bra

 

[Biggalute]

I'm not wearing a surgical truss

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not smuggling a budgie, nor am I wearing budgie smugglers.

 

[EricaAnna]

Not wearing a corset, nor a little black dress

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not in a tux, neither penguin or traditional style.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing an early 70s stewardess outfit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a pastor's cloak...

 

[GallantWriter]

Pants

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a pastor's cloak...

Superman capes are much more chic.

I'm not dressed as a chick, neither immature fowl or female.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing male or female clothing, because I'm neither male or female in Real Life...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy blue alien outfit.

 

[BDA73]

A new york giants jersey

 

[Lorack]

socks

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing upside-down jeans.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a smile. :/

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Tater Tots vest

 

[BookishBabe0]

Good reminder to take off the bra cage.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing tap shoes.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing refrigerated long Johns

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a belt made from kielbasa skin.

 

[Noor]

Clothes

 

[LustyScribe]

The ankle monitor. Catch me if you can! LOL