Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Indie is gonna hate me for that description

I don’t think she’s alone

 

[Qky75]

Also, my lessons on synonyms glossed over a lot!

Slimy gloss?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And where is the penis and boner lava in all this? Thats really all I care about?

It exists in a separate dimension.

Not all vagasnails need boner lava.

Just ask @vagrantx

 

[SWR101]

This place takes the weirdest turns…

 

[Qky75]

No no no … the cunt snot is the ovulation mucus … the vagina is the snail.

I’m just showing that some phrases have dual meanings.

Ya know why women evolved legs? So they don't leave a trail behind them when they move.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You asked, you received. *shrug*

I didn’t ask WHAT it was …, reading comprehension 101

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It exists in a separate dimension.

Not all vagasnails need boner lava.

Just ask @vagrantx

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Eex6F0qp7S4ZIYe5VO/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91a8ykgj12wxksdk7xd9rdxsmsl1j6byh2hvbgtot6&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes and yes. And I love Squirt!

Tracks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*thought brought on from the confessions thread …


has anyone “drank” pussy squirt? … like in the same way women occasionally swallow cum …,?

It’s on sale at Safeway, by 2 get 3 free.
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[MidwestPrincess23]

*opens the door to S&S, looks around*

oh boy...

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s on sale at Safeway, by 2 get 3 free.
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Disturbing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*opens the door to S&S, looks around*

oh boy...

Welcome to the shit show.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s on sale at Safeway, by 2 get 3 free.
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Shouldn't it be at Fiveway?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Welcome to the shit show.

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@Bry1313 isn’t even here!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Welcome to the shit Squirt show.

FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

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@Bry1313 isn’t even here!

We feel his influence when things have gone off the rails … he’s like the emperor from Star Wars

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

I seen that show in Thailand. I did not feel good about myself for a long time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

And where is the penis and boner lava in all this? Thats really all I care about?

Typical!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I didn’t ask WHAT it was …, reading comprehension 101

I’m a failure!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m a failure!

It’s ok … most women are used to it by now.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Alice Brock (there was a song about Alice) passed away yesterday at the age of 83. This is her in 2022 with Arlo Guthrie and fellow litterbug Rick Robbins at the former church where the Massacree began. RIP

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https://theberkshireedge.com/alice-brock-of-alices-restaurant-dies/

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shouldn't it be at Fiveway?

No it’s an octagon babes… remember?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We feel his influence when things have gone off the rails … he’s like the emperor from Star Wars

the tragedy of Darth Bry1313 the wise….ass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

the tragedy of Darth Bry1313 the wise….ass.

Tagging him.

@Bry1313

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tagging him.

Nobody likes a snitch