Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Is c*nt snot like boner lava? You think a lot about bodily fluids dontcha?

I just like giving them weird names … cunt snot is like the jizz that is still there hours after sex… just hanging out inside like, “bro … what do we do now?”

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Uur5cL8yWc8AAAAd/steve-marting.gif

Such a 90s thing lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just like giving them weird names … cunt snot is like the jizz that is still there hours after sex… just hanging out inside like, “bro … what do we do now?”

I have….no follow up questions.

 

[UnquietDreams]

my god people…. I have legit ZERO patience for shit today

I'm sorry....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Such a 90s thing lol

Baby, that was 1977...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I edited my post in the fucking MILLISECONDS it took for you to quote it.

Gotcha!!

This you?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm sorry....

OMG, CCG is Lilo!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

OMG, CCG is Lilo!

So @SalaciousMonkey22 is Stitch?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So @SalaciousMonkey22 is Stitch?

That tracks

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*eyes @SalaciousMonkey22 * wut?

 

[crazychemgirl]

OMG, CCG is Lilo!

How DARE you….


You take that back!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lilo is my spirit animal.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How DARE you….


You take that back!!!

You don't feed pudge tuna sandwiches, do you?

That's cannibalism!

 

[crazychemgirl]

*thought brought on from the confessions thread …


has anyone “drank” pussy squirt? … like in the same way women occasionally swallow cum …,??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have….no follow up questions.

It could also be the mucusy stuff women get while ovulating … it’s like a snail trail sometimes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It could also be the mucusy stuff women get while ovulating … it’s like a snail trail sometimes.

are you calling a penis a snail? Like the nut sack is its little shell and it has left its trail…and here I thought my euphemism game was whack.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Squirt is either lube-like, slippery but not thick, or it’s urine. Depending (pun unavoidable) on the woman & situation. The mucus you mentioned is a third bio concoction - as I understand it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Squirt is either lube-like, slippery but not thick, or it’s urine. Depending (pun unavoidable) on the woman & situation. The mucus you mentioned is a third bio concoction - as I understand it

Thanks for man-splaining my vagina.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Squirt is either lube-like, slippery but not thick, or it’s urine. Depending (pun unavoidable) on the woman & situation. The mucus you mentioned is a third bio concoction - as I understand it

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Grapefruit does suck but bio-concoction seems harsh

 

[crazychemgirl]

are you calling a penis a snail? Like the nut savings it’s little shell and it’s left its trail…and here I thought my euphemism game was whack.

No no no … the cunt snot is the ovulation mucus … the vagina is the snail.

I’m just showing that some phrases have dual meanings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No no no … the cunt snot is the ovulation mucus … the vagina is the snail.

I’m just showing that some phrases have dual meanings.

And where is the penis and boner lava in all this? Thats really all I care about?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Indie is gonna hate me for that description

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Thanks for man-splaining my vagina.

You asked, you received. *shrug*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No no no … the cunt snot is the ovulation mucus … the vagina is the snail.

I’m just showing that some phrases have dual meanings.

Also, my lessons on synonyms glossed over a lot!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

*thought brought on from the confessions thread …


has anyone “drank” pussy squirt? … like in the same way women occasionally swallow cum …,??

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Grapefruit does suck but bio-concoction seems harsh

Yes and yes. And I love Squirt!