This is the best "kids today have it easy!" Statement I've ever read
I mean, why shouldn’t I take suspiciously accurate “scientific” facts from random Instagram pages with terrible grammar?
Wait? Is that still going on? Ugggh.
I have 4 … thank you.It's better than those dumbass ducks.
I know… it’s a shame @Wand3rlust has to wait so long for her certificate.
I only eat red pie these days (shut it). It’s…not sad…not sad at all. Really! It’s not!
Yes, because you can then flop the cheese onto the top of another slice...
You can also make a pizza sandwich with that slice …
Years ago, before we had cell phones, we had a nice AT&T wireless phone and somehow managed to set it down on the boat trailer... then forgot about it and drove off. No surprise, I never found out what happened to it.Ever leave anything on the bumper?
I left a half a can of soda on a friend's bumper while we were messing around in the driveway and forgot about it. He was puzzled when he found it there 20+ miles away on his way in to work.
It's really awkward after being cremated.
Just ask Tom Sawyer.
Can't tell your ash from a hole in the ground...
What'd the kid break or buy?
people run away screaming from me enough as it is.
I've had this happen - but the molten hot cheese landed on my hand and gave me awful blisters. I'm scared of pizza now lol.
My mother used to yell at me all the time for doing this. I'd draw all over myself in high school. In fact, I probably still would if I had these markers...
My kid writes all over her hands, arms, legs, whatever. Still does it. Her mother can't complain -- she's an RN, and they constantly make notes on their hands.
Nothing, as far as I can tell. Sometimes I think she just likes me.What'd the kid break or buy?
