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This is the best "kids today have it easy!" Statement I've ever read
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I mean, why shouldn’t I take suspiciously accurate “scientific” facts from random Instagram pages with terrible grammar?
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Wait? Is that still going on? Ugggh.
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I have 4 … thank you.It's better than those dumbass ducks.
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I know… it’s a shame @Wand3rlust has to wait so long for her certificate.
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I only eat red pie these days (shut it). It’s…not sad…not sad at all. Really! It’s not!
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UnquietDreams
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Yes, because you can then flop the cheese onto the top of another slice...
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You can also make a pizza sandwich with that slice …
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Years ago, before we had cell phones, we had a nice AT&T wireless phone and somehow managed to set it down on the boat trailer... then forgot about it and drove off. No surprise, I never found out what happened to it.Ever leave anything on the bumper?
I left a half a can of soda on a friend's bumper while we were messing around in the driveway and forgot about it. He was puzzled when he found it there 20+ miles away on his way in to work.
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It's really awkward after being cremated.
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So THAT"S how they did that special effect in the Mummy!
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Just ask Tom Sawyer.
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Can't tell your ash from a hole in the ground...
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Kid gave me coffee in this today. Dammit...
Kid gave me coffee in this today. Dammit...
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What'd the kid break or buy?
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people run away screaming from me enough as it is.
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I've had this happen - but the molten hot cheese landed on my hand and gave me awful blisters. I'm scared of pizza now lol.
Not enough to not eat it tho.
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My mother used to yell at me all the time for doing this. I'd draw all over myself in high school. In fact, I probably still would if I had these markers...
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My kid writes all over her hands, arms, legs, whatever. Still does it. Her mother can't complain -- she's an RN, and they constantly make notes on their hands.
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Nothing, as far as I can tell. Sometimes I think she just likes me.What'd the kid break or buy?
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I will protect you from the pizza!
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