Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I saw guy in a hotel parking lot pulling out into the street with his shoes on the roof of his car once.

I remember as a kid, my mother left her purse on top of the car. As a result, I have never, in my life, set something on the roof of my car while getting it loaded.

 

[Trubbycat]

I remember as a kid, my mother left her purse on top of the car. As a result, I have never, in my life, set something on the roof of my car while getting it loaded.

It’s such an easy thing to do. I’m sure I’ve lost some sodas over the years.

 

[SWR101]

I’ve lost sodas, coffee cups, even dress shoes I was carrying. Thankfully the shoes fell off immediately and I was able to grab them, and I was still at home at my parents’ house in the middle of the countryside so no one but me saw it happen…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve lost sodas, coffee cups, even dress shoes I was carrying. Thankfully the shoes fell off immediately and I was able to grab them, and I was still at home at my parents’ house in the middle of the countryside so no one but me saw it happen…

I’ve never once left something on the roof of my car.

It helps that I have a convertible where nothing would stay up there even if I wanted it to so it’s easy to not be in the habit of it.

Also the top of my jeep is higher than I can reach…. #shortpeopleproblems

 

[Mada69]

I’ve never once left something on the roof of my car.

It helps that I have a convertible where nothing would stay up there even if I wanted it to so it’s easy to not be in the habit of it.

Also the top of my jeep is higher than I can reach…. #shortpeopleproblems

How short?

 

[lavendersilk]

I set my favorite tumbler on the roof of my car and pulled out of the parking lot at work to go to lunch and came back to everyone at work saying they were rooting for the tumbler to stay upright during the turn onto the road.

It didn't make it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve never once left something on the roof of my car.

It helps that I have a convertible where nothing would stay up there even if I wanted it to so it’s easy to not be in the habit of it.

Also the top of my jeep is higher than I can reach…. #shortpeopleproblems

Sounds more like #shortpeoplesolutions.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The cafeteria menu said pepperoni pizza. They only had plain cheese left.
Ew.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How short?

5’3”


I had to buy an extendable snow brush so I could use it to get all the snow off the roof of my soft top.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The cafeteria menu said pepperoni pizza. They only had plain cheese left.
Ew.

Cheese pizza always makes me think of home alone

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’ve never once left something on the roof of my car.

It helps that I have a convertible where nothing would stay up there even if I wanted it to so it’s easy to not be in the habit of it.

Also the top of my jeep is higher than I can reach…. #shortpeopleproblems

Ever leave anything on the bumper?

I left a half a can of soda on a friend's bumper while we were messing around in the driveway and forgot about it. He was puzzled when he found it there 20+ miles away on his way in to work.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Cheese pizza always makes me think of home alone

Cheese pizza always makes me think of all the delicious toppings it's missing.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Cheese pizza makes me remember to check for drooling. Yum.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ever leave anything on the bumper?

I left a half a can of soda on a friend's bumper while we were messing around in the driveway and forgot about it. He was puzzled when he found it there 20+ miles away on his way in to work.

Not this far

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cheese pizza always makes me think of home alone

It makes me miss this pizza place out where I used to live. Their "cheese pizza" was made with seven different cheeses with a fantastic flavor to it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It makes me miss this pizza place out where I used to live. Their "cheese pizza" was made with seven different cheeses with a fantastic flavor to it.

Now I want pizza lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I want pizza lol

I always want pizza. I was having coffee with my ex-wife and my kid, and my ex complained I went to the beach by myself, since I had turned down going so many times when we were married. I called out that lie: "I have never turned down a trip to the beach, sex, or good pizza, ever.," My daughter turned red. Hey, kid, you wanted a seat at the adult table .... (She is 19).

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

The saddest to ever happen at Costco is the food court not having the everything topping pizza anymore. Actually, it might be tied with when they got rid of the chocolate dipped and almond covered ice cream stick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

100% ordering pizza for dinner now.

 

[lavendersilk]

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This is funny until you realize the pizza's skin was just pulled right off... then it becomes horrific.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is funny until you realize the pizza's skin was just pulled right off... then it becomes horrific.

Making it weird since the 80’s!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is funny until you realize the pizza's skin was just pulled right off... then it becomes horrific.

And yet, still delicious

 

[lavendersilk]

Making it weird since the 80’s!

Yes. I have.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. I have.

Samesies!!!

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