Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I wonder if I got a tattoo of a pineapple would people always assume I’m a swinger?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wonder if I got a tattoo of a pineapple would people always assume I’m a swinger?

Only when you're upside-down.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only when you're upside-down.

I mean….


But for real … if it’s on my arm and I have my arm down … do I want it upside down for everyone else or for me?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I mean….


But for real … if it’s on my arm and I have my arm down … do I want it upside down for everyone else or for me?

You're right. That could be confusing.
Why not try a tattoo with a simpler approach?
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[crazychemgirl]

You're right. That could be confusing.
Why not try a tattoo with a simpler approach?
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But I feel like it would eventually rub off from all the boob action I’d be getting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're right. That could be confusing.
Why not try a tattoo with a simpler approach?
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Also … that looks like a boob table.

I don’t know about the other ladies o it but I don’t get much sexual satisfaction from putting my boobs on a table.

 

[TXRafe]

I wonder if I got a tattoo of a pineapple would people always assume I’m a swinger?

only if its upside down

 

[UnquietDreams]

What IS a Yule log??

A log you burn for Yule.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A log you burn for Yule.

Smartasss

 

[TXRafe]

Smartasss

"A Yule log is a log of wood that is burned in a fireplace over multiple nights during Christmas. The tradition may have originated from Proto-Indo-European religion and was popular in parts of Europe and North America. In medieval Europe, Celts believed that keeping the Yule log burning would make the sun move again, lengthening the days and heralding the return of spring. "

i mean...he is "literally" correct

 

[crazychemgirl]

"A Yule log is a log of wood that is burned in a fireplace over multiple nights during Christmas. The tradition may have originated from Proto-Indo-European religion and was popular in parts of Europe and North America. In medieval Europe, Celts believed that keeping the Yule log burning would make the sun move again, lengthening the days and heralding the return of spring. "

i mean...he is "literally" correct

Well obviously… he often is.

Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a smartass.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Smartasss

Okay, when I explain too much, you whine. This time I succinctly describe it, and you whine.

It's a log used for a specific set of days. Not much more to it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, when I explain too much, you whine. This time I succinctly describe it an you whine.

It's a log used for a specific set of days. Not much more to it.

but you’re my favourite person to whine to / about … does that make you feel good?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder if I got a tattoo of a pineapple would people always assume I’m a swinger?

Yes.

No one is nuanced.

 

[UnquietDreams]

but you’re my favourite person to whine to / about … does that make you feel good?

You know you are going to get a "wow" from Bry, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know you are going to get a "wow" from Bry, right?

Oh I’m used to that by now… I mean, he won a whole award for his “angry” reactions lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

"A Yule log is a log of wood that is burned in a fireplace over multiple nights during Christmas. The tradition may have originated from Proto-Indo-European religion and was popular in parts of Europe and North America. In medieval Europe, Celts believed that keeping the Yule log burning would make the sun move again, lengthening the days and heralding the return of spring. "

i mean...he is "literally" correct

How do you burn one log multiple nights? Ive only burned wood camping but we go through a whole pile of logs in one night

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you burn one log multiple nights? Ive only burned wood camping but we go through a whole pile of logs in one night

Asking the important questions.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I’m used to that by now… I mean, he won a whole award for his “angry” reactions lol

Are you going to mention his birthday next to complete his whole lit trauma circle?

 

[TXRafe]

How do you burn one log multiple nights? Ive only burned wood camping but we go through a whole pile of logs in one night

Asking the important questions.

"How many days does Yule log last?"


"The Christmas practice calls for burning a portion of the log each evening until Twelfth Night"

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How do you burn one log multiple nights? Ive only burned wood camping but we go through a whole pile of logs in one night

Asking the important questions.

I think there are certain hardwoods(hahahahah) that burn a lot longer than your typical pine that you chopped down for a fire

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you going to mention his birthday next to complete his whole lit trauma circle?

absolutely… while wearing a Christmas sweater that is actually a hoodie that says “this is my Christmas sweater” on it…

In November.


**edit … better tag @Bry1313 so he sees this.

(waits for angry react)

 

[crazychemgirl]

"How many days does Yule log last?"


"The Christmas practice calls for burning a portion of the log each evening until Twelfth Night"

So you like burn it, then put it out and then burn it again?


Seems like a lot of work.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think there are certain hardwoods(hahahahah) that burn a lot longer than your typical pine that you chopped down for a fire

So... Some hardwoods have more staying power than the typical wood... Hmm