Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I see a flamingo kissing a budgie.

Damn you, so do I, now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Life needs more hammocks. Mine is still up on my balcony if I need it.

I have one but I haven’t set it up in years

 

[Wriggle]

I need more boob hammocks in my inbox.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have one but I haven’t set it up in years

When I was living in New York, I had 12 other roommates to make rent. My room was a closet with a hammock that I moved out of the way during the day so two of my roommates could put their folded up cots out of the way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need more boob hammocks in my inbox.

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[Mada69]

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Always live seeing a boobie

 

[Wriggle]

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What part of inbox did you not understand?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What part of inbox did you not understand?

I like to share. And I don't want to get lost in the flood. My boobie is sensitive.

 

[Apisto42]

What’s up fuck butts?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Here in So Cal:
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I was so cold last night though

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There's so such thing as too early for Christmas

 

[Wriggle]

I was so cold last night though

Winter shrinkage season is here.

Minus 6 this morning (22.1f)

That's why I've given up exhibitionism.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Winter shrinkage season is here.

Minus 6 this morning (22.1f)

That's why I've given up exhibitionism.

We would like to see you naked next to a fireplace. Chestnuts roasting and all

 

[Wriggle]

We would like to see you naked next to a fireplace. Chestnuts roasting and all

We?
Do you have MPD?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We?
Do you have MPD?

I'm speaking for the people. We all want it l.

What's MPD?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I was so cold last night though

Yeah, I turned my fan all the way down to 1 again last night. Then woke up a lil while ago and immediately turned it back to 3

 

[Wriggle]

I'm speaking for the people. We all want it l.

What's MPD?

Multiple personality disorder

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Multiple personality disorder

I might make up a few of the people

 

[Wriggle]

I might make up a few of the people

A few of the lit accounts too?
Eh, Wander/ Bry?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A few of the lit accounts too?
Eh, Wander/ Bry?

 

[Apisto42]

I'm speaking for the people. We all want it l.

What's MPD?

Multiple personality disorder.

At least that’s what one of me thinks. The others think that one is cra-cra.

 

[LostHorizon]

This is an excellent choice for a first date with someone you met on Tinder. What could go wrong?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never!!!


Also what does Christmas have to do with butt fucking?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Never!!!


Also what does Christmas have to do with butt fucking?

Something about chimneys
Or avoiding yule logs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Something about chimneys
Or avoiding yule logs

What IS a Yule log??