🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[aussiegeekygal]

*walks in*

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on right now, but if I win this thing I'll never forgive you

*walks back out*

 

[StillRain]

*walks in*

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on right now, but if I win this thing I'll never forgive you

*walks back out*

Feel better?

 

[StillRain]

So people have really voted? (Non-voter here)

There’s 309 responses… so yes.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting I’m guessing there’s been no time for wanking.




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[Mr_bogey]

I mean it should be in my signature now also.

I clicked.

Only to discover I'm not welcome.

 

[37_ttej]

There’s 309 responses… so yes.

I've cast my vote.
And the polls are open until 24 November, so what do I do now?
I guess I'll just play with my democracy sausage.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s 309 responses… so yes.

I’m guessing that means people have been voting twice …. I bet @Bry1313 just voted for himself over and over … that sounds like a worst POJ thing to do

 

[Bry1313]

I’m guessing that means people have been voting twice …. I bet @Bry1313 just voted for himself over and over … that sounds like a worst POJ thing to do

Which is why it hasn’t been done. When my lawyer returns I’m having her submit a slander suit for this post

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which is why it hasn’t been done. When my lawyer returns I’m having her submit a slander suit for this post

@OrdinaryPerson is on my side I’m sure

 

[Bry1313]

@OrdinaryPerson is on my side I’m sure

Dammit

 

[Mrtenant]

I was inspired this morning. Vote here

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/160/242/12242160.gif?width=600&fit=bounds

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dammit

It’s ok … you can be safe in the knowledge that you will NEVER win wanker of the year.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s ok … you can be safe in the knowledge that you will NEVER win wanker of the year.

To quote a great lit scholar, “boobs always win”

I’ll just have to comfort myself in being the only three time WOTW winner

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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He’s not even HOLDING bananas in this pic …. It’s fake news!!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wenker of the week?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/70P9CsjwgyYAAAAd/gunter-wenk.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

To quote a great lit scholar, “boobs always win”

I’ll just have to comfort myself in being the only three time WOTW winner

for now.

 

[Apisto42]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting I’m guessing there’s been no time for wanking.




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Pie charts are the most useless graphic ever to hit a spreadsheet.

Jus’ say’n…

 

[Apisto42]

I thought it was more like this

https://i.ibb.co/KF9TWb6/Screenshot-2024-11-17-at-21-31-56-This-Guy-Awesome-Essential-T-Shirt-for-Sale-by-The-Best-Store-Redb.png

'is awesome' and 'loves to wank' would be interchangeable

Is it just me or are those thumbs pretty phallic?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He’s not even HOLDING bananas in this pic …. It’s fake news!!

Oh he’s holding a banana.

 

[Bry1313]

for now.

Do not underestimate my ability to dial up the annoying in an award winning way when I have to.

 

[BrendaBear]

He’s not even HOLDING bananas in this pic …. It’s fake news!!

I thought @SalaciousMonkey22 just had a typo. I think what he meant was "He knows he's bananas"

 

[hotoldrguy]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Monkey bribery scheme uncovered!!!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/c9/1e/d1c91e2df52615c9edbf1399b243e54f.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Monkey bribery scheme uncovered!!!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/c9/1e/d1c91e2df52615c9edbf1399b243e54f.gif

I’m not hiding nothing. It was in my introduction! It’s not how but who you wank! I know what’s up.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m not hiding nothing. It was in my introduction! It’s not how but who you wank! I know what’s up.

I think we all know “what’s up” you filthy little monkey.