🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Apisto42]

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I’ve always preferred popsicles over lollipops. Just an fyi.

The video or the lollipop? Because... yes

Agreed.

It sure was! And, then, I snuck off to my room and got sticky hands from trading all this unwrapped candy with Mizz, whose hands just happen to fit my treats perfectly

Oh, well then. I guess I’ll just wank myself quietly over here in the corner…

 

[BrendaBear]

It's okay, you can admit, this is a safe space for the @Lmizzler fan club.

While I totally agree… I am wondering if that is just because he is an exceptional wanker or… ?

*giggling away as I sneak out the back*

 

[UnquietDreams]

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It's okay, you can admit, this is a safe space for the @Lmizzler fan club.

Well, I will admit he has outstanding tastes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

While I totally agree… I am wondering if that is just because he is an exceptional wanker or… ?

*giggling away as I sneak out the back*

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait is that a euphamism?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No. You’re cute and all, but no.

Fine be that way.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel that with all this talk of inspirational wankery we have wandered away from the purpose and mission of this fine award. In an attempt to reground my chakras I have consulted the sacred texts and I was struck by this passages

Did someone start a thread bound to cause drama but meant as harmless stupidity?

As much as I have wanked hard and often this year I do not think I have achieved the momentary heights that @Bry1313 and @lavendersilk experienced with the spectacular and completely predictable flame out of the Dick rating thread

Such an act is surely deserving of multiple votes for WoTY.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And on this note @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson are surely deserving of consideration for the most well-intentioned and ill-conceived birthday celebration possibly in this site's history. Truly wanking of legendary proportions

 

[Azuldrgon]

My daily reminder that write in candidates are legit and you should consider me.

 

[lavendersilk]

And on this note @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson are surely deserving of consideration for the most well-intentioned and ill-conceived birthday celebration possibly in this site's history. Truly wanking of legendary proportions

Are you talking about the butthole thread?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And I don’t know whose idea the @Lmizzler notification bomb was but I’m comfortable throwing some votes towards @crazychemgirl because I’m sure she’s not innocent at the very least.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And on this note @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson are surely deserving of consideration for the most well-intentioned and ill-conceived birthday celebration possibly in this site's history. Truly wanking of legendary proportions

I'm blanking on this. What was it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you talking about the butthole thread?

No the infamous ignore the day plan. And the 10 Days of Bogey thread that was the decoy thread. Many salty vague posts ensued.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My daily reminder that write in candidates are legit and you should consider me.

Blue, my wrists are pretty much destroyed from clicking that form for the better part of this afternoon. Destroyed from that or possibly the other thing that causes carpal tunnel

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Blue, my wrists are pretty much destroyed from clicking that form for the better part of this afternoon. Destroyed from that or possibly the other thing that causes carpal tunnel

Too much Halo. Me too brother, me too.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you talking about the butthole thread?

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!! Either that or the birthday surprise of 2023, but that wouldn't have fit into WotY

 

[lavendersilk]

No the infamous ignore the day plan. And the 10 Days of Bogey thread that was the decoy thread. Many salty vague posts ensued.

Thankfully nobody knows when my bday is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thankfully nobody knows when my bday is.

We don’t?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Inspired by @MandaPandaa
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(Or any of the sexy women nominated.)

Vote @lavendersilk early and often.

A vote for Lavender is a vote for artistry and democracy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Vote @lavendersilk early and often.

A vote for Lavender is a vote for artistry and democracy.

I think we understand this award differently

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I think we understand this award differently

Good. I like to think differently.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thankfully nobody knows when my bday is.

I would guess August… Leo-kitty energies…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thankfully nobody knows when my bday is.

Well...

 

[StillRain]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting I’m guessing there’s been no time for wanking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow you guys have been so busy voting Im guessing there’s been no time for wanking.




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I got two hands!