Cock Talk

[UnquietDreams]

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POP QUIZ:

When you watched the old Godzilla movies, did you think about what it would feel like to put the Mothra Babes down the front of your pants?

Absolutely. And so is that second-level guy on the far left of that picture.

What inappropriate thoughts did you have about tv or movie characters?

Oh, we really don't have the time or space for that. Especially if you add comics, cartoons, and novels...

Just assume I had all of them. All of the inappropriate thoughts possible.

 

[MedicalMuse]

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POP QUIZ:

When you watched the old Godzilla movies, did you think about what it would feel like to put the Mothra Babes down the front of your pants?

No. But now that you mention it…

What inappropriate thoughts did you have about tv or movie characters?

I need to narrow this down. What genre are we talking?

 

[SixShooter14]

No. But now that you mention it…

I need to narrow this down. What genre are we talking?

Inappropriate...thoughts

Oh. You meant what genre tv/movie!!

 

[Endless_Night]

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Me Too!!!

Funny. I remember Robin looking somewhat different.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Funny. I remember Robin looking somewhat different.

Same. I was thinking of Chris O’Donnell.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Same. I was thinking of Chris O’Donnell.
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That is a prominent bulge they gave to that costume

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is a prominent bulge they gave to that costume

Jealous much?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Jealous much?

Pretty much incessantly. I have codpiece envy

 

[wrodgers89]

Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Would you hire a sex worker?
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Do a nude scene in a movie?
Try same-sex sex?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Take part in an orgy?
What did I miss?

Would you have sex with a Real Doll? I've never considered it but I think I would. Why not?
Would you hire a sex worker? I don't think I could. I don't even enjoy strip clubs, honestly. Looking? Sure. But one of the best parts of sex is winning each other over, the dance, the lust, giving into what the other wants and giving them what they need. Being with someone doingit for the money does nothing for me.
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage? I wouldn't hate one but wouldn't ask. Also, call me a coward but I saw a huge bust (maybe not the right phrasing in this thread) from one of those parlors and the last thing I need is being in the news for that, much less the legal headache.
Would you go to a Glory Hole? If I was guaranteed a woman on the other end, sure. Unfortunately, I know that's not always the case. I feel like I'm starting to sound pretty lame the more I answer.
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online? I've sent before so I wouldn't hesitate online. I would have to be anonymous. Not sure what kind of audience I would get, though.
Do a nude scene in a movie? I'm an exhibitionist so would be more than happy. I had a pretty rough fall of 2023 which led me to spending a lot of time in the gym so I have also gotten into the best shape of my life in the last year and I'm proud to show off a bit more.
Try same-sex sex? Nah. I'm not judgmental, of course. I have many a gay friend, but it's never something that has piqued my interest.
Stick your dick in a vacuum? () How did you know my ex's nickname?
Take part in an orgy? What constitutes an orgy? I was in a fourway with a friend and two girls (though, he and I kept our distance) when I was 18. I'd take part in something again. I'm not exactly shy despite the silhouetted avatar.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I need to narrow this down. What genre are we talking?

I guess we can start with Cartoons that begin with the letter “A”.

Same. I was thinking of Chris O’Donnell.

I remember the bat-nipples and butt crack close-up.

That is a prominent bulge they gave to that costume

I wonder if they gave he and Batman the same size bulge or if it was in Batman’s contract to have a slightly bigger one.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I guess we can start with Cartoons that begin with the letter “A”.

lol. So much lust on that list

I remember the bat-nipples and butt crack close-up.

I wonder if they gave he and Batman the same size bulge or if it was in Batman’s contract to have a slightly bigger one.

 

[Lmizzler]

lol. So much lust on that list




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Holy bat big dick, Batman!

 

[MedicalMuse]

George Clooney was not a good Batman.

 

[awired50]

George Clooney was not a good Batman.

Morning pretty lady. @MedicalMuse

 

[MedicalMuse]

Morning @awired50

 

[awired50]

Morning @awired50

Happy Friday!

 

[BDA73]

Morning all

 

[hotwords229_A]

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You left one out @MedicalMuse
And now I’m left wondering why Batgirl doesn’t have a codpiece. Surely a punch to her Batcrotch would be painful too.
And now I’m also wondering if female boxers wear “cups”.
This has never occurred to me before.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Probably, but it's not about someone finding out that throws me, it's the cost. I'm just not going to buy one and I sure as hell won't rent one.

Would you hire a sex worker?

The thought has crossed my mind from time to time. I would though. However, I don't know going rates, so maybe not?

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

If I knew I was in a place that offered such, AND it was legal, therefore no trafficking, then absolutely yes. However, I don't know of any that do and it's not legal here, so I never have.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

Maybe. Probably?

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

If requested, but not for my own benefit. I'm not an exhibitionist.

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Would I? Yes. Would it tank the movie? Also yes.

Try same-sex sex?

Stone-cold sober? Probably not. I'm curious, but not usually attracted to the same sex.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Who do you take me for? What kind of sick, depraved.... Oh, wait.

Take part in an orgy?

Yes. 100% Yes.

What did I miss?

Isn't the asking of questions your job?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean... Y'all've milked cows? Right?

And a goat.

I'm actually shocked that only pmann and I are brave enough to explore real doll sex

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

If it's high quality, couldn't it clean itself?

But if you want to save money, you could just buy the part of the doll you want to fuck anyway- the ankle.

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OMG. I hate how incredibly close I live to where this was posted! Fucking Amish, I tell ya.

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

As an artist who's studied art history and is very intrigued by the human form, David was given a seemingly small penis bc a large one was considered to be an indication of your lower status in life. If u were born into the aristocracy/educated,the upper crust of society, a small penis represented your good breeding. Personally, give me a commoner over an in-bred pretentious aristocrat any day.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As an artist who's studied art history and is very intrigued by the human form, David was given a seemingly small penis bc a large one was considered to be an indication of your lower status in life. If u were born into the aristocracy/educated,the upper crust of society, a small penis represented your good breeding. Personally, give me a commoner over an in-bred pretentious aristocrat any day.

This is how we know the rich control the narrative...

 

[Apisto42]

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You left one out @MedicalMuse
And now I’m left wondering why Batgirl doesn’t have a codpiece. Surely a punch to her Batcrotch would be painful too.
And now I’m also wondering if female boxers wear “cups”.
This has never occurred to me before.

Do male boxers wear cups? You aren’t typically dick punching in a match.

 

[Apisto42]

George Clooney was not a good Batman.

I liked Michael Keaton as Batman. I thought he captured the whiny bitchiness of Batman pretty well.

 

[MedicalMuse]

And a goat.





If it's high quality, couldn't it clean itself?


OMG. I hate how incredibly close I live to where this was posted! Fucking Amish, I tell ya.

Goats and cows are sooooo different. Squeeze a goat, strip a cow.