Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Do you need help finding one?

But if you want to save money, you could just buy the part of the doll you want to fuck anyway- the ankle.

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(I love everything about that post)

Also, I had to direct embed this for Enny. That’ll teach her to mock me.

*covers mouth*

This is too reminiscent of the occasional PM that comes in about my feet.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*covers mouth*

This is too reminiscent of the occasional PM that comes in about my feet.

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m convinced those are two vajankles in your avatar.

Well that association is forever cemented in the annals of my mind palace, lol.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well that association is forever cemented in the annals of my mind palace, lol.

Wanna borrow this after I am done?

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[aussiegeekygal]

I know a woman who is a professional dominatrix who specializes in impact play as well as emotional domination. She makes a nice living at it.

I wonder if there's federal assistance for weokplace retraining?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wanna borrow this after I am done?

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Bahaha
Nah, I'm actually good. And morbid. This is where pman and I are kind of the same. Our twisted sense of humor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love that I accidentally misspelled work to woek... I wish it were intentional because it's funny af

 

[Lord Pmann]

AGG is drunk as fuck and she’s misspelling things everywhere.

 

[Endless_Night]

AGG is drunk as fuck and she’s misspelling things everywhere.

She's with default?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I wonder if they DO float?
How great would it be if there was a shipwreck and the only survivor was thanks to his floating sex doll?
I mean, it wouldn’t be great for all the people who drowned, but I would laugh.

He could have fun while he waits to be picked up

 

[aussiegeekygal]

AGG is drunk as fuck and she’s misspelling things everywhere.

*High*

 

[peekingone]

He could have fun while he waits to be picked up

Or go down with a smile on his face

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wonder if there's federal assistance for weokplace retraining?

Or workplace restraining.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bahaha
Nah, I'm actually good. And morbid. This is where pman and I are kind of the same. Our twisted sense of humor.

Oh, I get that. It's just the vajankles specifically.

 

[awired50]

Take Her From Behind Barbie
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b4859a5fe39f25f30b745ed9be874b23/8cea43ad972324d1-43/s1280x1920/4d333c2e3dc14f2d418087bae3d685964b16a979.jpg
If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Probably

Would you hire a sex worker?

No

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

Yes

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

No too dirty

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Maybe

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Yes

Try same-sex sex?

Mmmm

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Ouch

Take part in an orgy?

With the right group

What did I miss?

Nothing I don't think

 

[awired50]

https://i.gifer.com/N3uU.gif

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Should I clarify I'm not against? Whatever floats your boat. The documentary I saw leaned rather into the perception of dysfunction. The guy that had several and threw parties (or something) for them. Took them on drives. And the young man who cried his heart out in the show when he had to ship his off for repair.

And wasn’t there a story line about the difficulties one man had in introducing his collection of sex dolls to his family?

As a kid I was convinced that women got breast implants as flotation devices... #baywatch #dadwithawickedsenseofhumor

Me too and for the exact same reason!

I’ve hesitated buying a Fleshlight due to the cleanup, what the hell do you have to do with a Real Doll?
Does it come with a pressure washer?

I’m pretty sure the Real Dolls are not easy to clean that way. One of the featured guys had to send his doll back for repairs when he wore out the vagina. If it was easy to remove and clean, I can’t see why he’d have to send the whole thing back.

Bahaha
Nah, I'm actually good. And morbid. This is where pman and I are kind of the same. Our twisted sense of humor.

Another agreement on this topic. I have a gallows sense of humor and have shocked people when I’ve said @Lord Pmann and I have the same sense of humor. There are almost no boundaries to the things I will find funny if delivered correctly.

 

[Endless_Night]

And wasn’t there a story line about the difficulties one man had in introducing his collection of sex dolls to his family?

Oh, god. Yes. I'd forgotten. The party guy posed them around the house in the morning like they'd over imbibed.

I make no comment on his . . . hobbies.

I have a gallows sense of humor and have shocked people when I’ve said @Lord Pmann and I have the same sense of humor. There are almost no boundaries to the things I will find funny if delivered correctly.

Ohhhhh, there are boundaries!

In no universe is saying my feet are vajankles humorous.

NO UNIVERSE

Bunch of sickos.

I will now retire with my pacifier rand weighted blanket.



You can all just wonder if that entire sentence is true.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ohhhhh, there are boundaries!

In no universe is saying my feet are vajankles humorous.

NO UNIVERSE

I actually laughed out loud when I read that part of the thread

I will now retire with my pacifier rand weighted blanket.



You can all just wonder if that entire sentence is true.

I vote that it’s all true except for the randy part!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/d4/62/39d462e1d0bc79310b25354262cd1ac1.jpg
POP QUIZ:

When you watched the old Godzilla movies, did you think about what it would feel like to put the Mothra Babes down the front of your pants?

What inappropriate thoughts did you have about tv or movie characters?

 

[Endless_Night]

I vote that it’s all true except for the randy part!

Dang it!

I really should learn to spellcheck.

 

[Endless_Night]

When you watched the old Godzilla movies, did you think about what it would feel like to put the Mothra Babes down the front of your pants?
Ummm. No. But it was a fun movie!

What inappropriate thoughts did you have about tv or movie characters?
I had a crush on Robin of Batman and Robin when I was about fort. Does that count?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had a crush on Robin of Batman and Robin

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8680a01cbc4da4c92e16e0116a10bd04/8091b4b81aa651e0-a2/s1280x1920/a3a8c538eacc233fb01678d38b23dccd6b1b9708.jpg
Me Too!!!

 

[Apisto42]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/d4/62/39d462e1d0bc79310b25354262cd1ac1.jpg
POP QUIZ:

When you watched the old Godzilla movies, did you think about what it would feel like to put the Mothra Babes down the front of your pants?

Of course!

What inappropriate thoughts did you have about tv or movie characters?

All the thoughts. I was a copious wanker as a teenager. Even more than now.