aussiegeekygal
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And your head nestled in her bossom?Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.
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UnquietDreams
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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow...
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Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.
Back to back!!!
hotwords229_A
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If nobody would ever find out . . .
Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
No. Maybe. I would definitely touch it and stick my fingers in it. I’d have to know.
Would you hire a sex worker?
Nope. I’d prefer to be with someone who was there out of choice.
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
I wouldn’t ask, but I also wouldn’t say no!
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Not on purpose.
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Probably not. Now a mutual masturbation video, that’s a whole different story!
Do a nude scene in a movie?
If the scene was funny, sure.
Try same-sex sex?
Who me?!
Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
)
Done and done.
Take part in an orgy?
Orgies aren’t really my thing. But if one broke out and I was there . . .
What did I miss?
Probably a question about fruits and vegetables.
Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
No. Maybe. I would definitely touch it and stick my fingers in it. I’d have to know.
Would you hire a sex worker?
Nope. I’d prefer to be with someone who was there out of choice.
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
I wouldn’t ask, but I also wouldn’t say no!
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Not on purpose.
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Probably not. Now a mutual masturbation video, that’s a whole different story!
Do a nude scene in a movie?
If the scene was funny, sure.
Try same-sex sex?
Who me?!
Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
)Done and done.
Take part in an orgy?
Orgies aren’t really my thing. But if one broke out and I was there . . .
What did I miss?
Probably a question about fruits and vegetables.
hotwords229_A
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Both hands?Well, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.
That’s a shame.
I would hope Aussie would do a good enough job that at least one hand would be elsewhere.
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That was what happened the first one I was in. It was sexy, and yet a little weird.Take part in an orgy?
Orgies aren’t really my thing. But if one broke out and I was there . . .
hotwords229_A
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Was it like a flash mob?
You were shopping at the mall and suddenly everyone just started fucking?
‘Cause that’s pretty cool.
UnquietDreams
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Not that weird.
Two girls started making out at a party. They got hot and heavy, and dragged a guy in. Another couple started in, and it sort of spiraled out from there and suddenly, boom -- orgy.
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You have officially won at life!
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We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time outWell, it's not like I'll be getting a visual. I'll be sitting back to back with @LadyLascivious1 with my hands over my eyes.
hotwords229_A
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And where are your hands, may I ask?We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time out
UnquietDreams
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I find I require the emotional and mental shenanigans, gods help me.As far as the paying for sex thing? If it would work for my proclivities, absolutely!
Think about it.
No muss, no fuss. Just exactly what you want when you want it without all the accompanying emotional and mental shenanigans. For me, the difficulties of finding a suitable partner, make that look pretty appealing.
But. Nope. Not in the cards.
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Yes. Absolutely. I’ve felt one up before. They feel decently real.
Sadly, she wasn’t into me.
Yes.
Yes.
Nope. Too many chances for my dick getting lopped off or tied in a knot so I cannot get it back through the hole.
Posting it on a site for random strangers on PornHub or WolrdsPrettiestCocks.com? No. Sending it to someone else for personal viewing? I could be persuaded.
No. I’d be too nervous.
Nope.
Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
I feel like this question is aimed at me. And while I’m known as the vacuum fucker around here, I wouldn’t do it anymore. I have vacuum like sex toys that are less dangerous than a vacuum.
Yes.
Also yes. (I don’t want to miss out on anything fun)
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Whack-a-pole
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Well, I have toys…
I have never but maybe? Idk, I like to think I could find someone appropriate without the hiring.
I probably would once if it was a service offered
Nope. Too much potential for ungloriousness
Nope, but I believe I’ve sent one before
Nope
Yep
I do not have a dick, and I can’t say that appeals, but I have heard farm kids talk about using a milker…Stick your dick in a vacuum? (
Yep.
I dunno, but I like this one.
Lord Pmann
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A refund is better than her raising the price afterwards, innit?
3) As a one-time licensed massage therapist, I'd say that is an excellent way to get punched in the face.
I normally pay a lot extra for that.
The cleaning lady.
A lot of guys are into hippie aussies with bad fashion sense, eh?
For the record, I wasn’t referring to sex trafficked people.
Just the regular, good old fashioned, down on their luck, hot women who hate their fathers.
Your bread and butter.
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I can't quite decide if this is rude.We’ll get you a nice silk sleep mask so if the noises are too…much…your hands are free to cover your ears for a time out
Me too. The Universe hates me.
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It was supposed to be thoughtfulI can't quite decide if this is rude.
Me too. The Universe hates me.
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We may need more on this one.
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I mean…you’ve seen a cow, right?We may need more on this one.
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I mean... Y'all've milked cows? Right?I mean…you’ve seen a cow, right?
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Nope, but I’ve seen it in the farm section of the zoo
I’m clearly from a very urban area
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I was having breakfast with Lucy Latex and Rubber Rachael this morning, and we were talking about exactly that. Is it better to satisfy your sexual needs by overpersonalising a sex toy, or by reducing a human being to a body you can pay to use?
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Oh.It was supposed to be thoughtful
Yeah. That makes sense.
It may be that my processing servers are a little in-and-out this week.
I suspect you're mostly talking to a bunch of urban and suburban babies.
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