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Help! I was sitting here listening to the year of the cat, and my SO comes in and drops a "ooo I love the pet shop boys, what song is this?"

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Now I can't un-hear it. Al Stewart and Neil Tennant sound like the same person. What the hell? Are they? Is this like when I found out that the dude from Blur is the one behind Gorillaz??

Al Stewart
Neil Tennant
 
vagrantx said:
Help! I was sitting here listening to the year of the cat, and my SO comes in and drops a "ooo I love the pet shop boys, what song is this?"

...

Now I can't un-hear it. Al Stewart and Neil Tennant sound like the same person. What the hell? Are they? Is this like when I found out that the dude from Blur is the one behind Gorillaz??

Al Stewart
Neil Tennant
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Halloween is the only day in the year where children can go to a strangers house for candy. You try that on any other day of the year and you're getting arrested.

It was reported that 1 in 5 Aussies celebrate Halloween. What they really mean is 4 in 5 don't cause it's not our holiday. If most people don't do something why is that the statistic they never report.
 
crazychemgirl said:
Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.
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Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....
 
UnquietDreams said:
Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....
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yeah nah......just do it the way we do it here in Aussie land, just tell them to fuck off....."get fucked ya cunt"....see that's all it takes. Economy of effort....maximum result.
 
Qky75 said:
Yes, how frightening would that .2 kid look. Yikes
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Well apparently they exist, I mean the govt publishes this stuff. Then again I suppose they eat less and clothes shopping must be a breeze. You'd only need one shoe.
 
UnquietDreams said:
Today is the day the veil between this world and the various Otherworlds is thinnest. And you're obviously pissed something off. Maybe a ghost, maybe The Good Neighbors. Knowing you, maybe both.

Wear your clothes inside out so they don't recognize you. Put a spring of rowan behind your ear. Wear something red. Smudge with cedar and sage. Put out a bowl of cream and a chunk of fresh baked bread on your doorstep.

If that doesn't work, well, things get weird....
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Well I’ve already failed at 99% of that .., what’s next?
 
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