Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yeah, takes grit to eat such flavorless food…

Wow, I’m REALLY feeling the love today from y’all!!
We don’t ALL make flavorless casseroles!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sadly - even though I HATE socks!

Unless I show off my Ted Lasso socks with my hairy legs.... then she likes socks...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

Blueberry jam abuse!!!! Head to JAIL young lady!

 

[Qky75]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

Boo......... Don't do it q don't do it she's not in the mood......BERRY


I'll see myself out.

 

[Qky75]

Wow, I’m REALLY feeling the love today from y’all!!
We don’t ALL make flavorless casseroles!

No some of you pair it with fish flavored Vaseline jelly Lutefisk

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

No some of you pair it with fish flavored Vaseline jelly Lutefisk

Story time
Both my dad’s family and my in-laws are almost 100% Scandinavian (I know… shocker, right?)
Lutefisk was available frequently at family functions but I’ve NEVER tried it. Same could be said for Sylta.
But… bring on the Lefse!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

Actually this is all good news. You got your awfuls out of the way early

Any time I think I am going to have an awful day I just remind myself how thankful I am that I’m not waking up in a jail cell.

 

[LupineOne]

We have views like that and our water never freezes

And we also have views like this. As I remember it was just above 0 degrees here. Gorgeous, refreshing, and you wouldn’t last a week

I hope not! Clearly we’re not weak! Need thick skin up in these parts

Indeed! See above

 

[Qky75]

Story time
Both my dad’s family and my in-laws are almost 100% Scandinavian (I know… shocker, right?)
Lutefisk was available frequently at family functions but I’ve NEVER tried it. Same could be said for Sylta.
But… bring on the Lefse!!

Lefse!!!! A thing Kentucky knows nothing about among most other things they know nothing about

 

[crazychemgirl]

Actually this is all good news. You got your awfuls out of the way early

Any time I think I am going to have an awful day I just remind myself how thankful I am that I’m not waking up in a jail cell.

This is far too positive for my mood currently

 

[LupineOne]

Nothing says “I’m going to have an awful day” … quite like,

Banging my shin on the edge of the spare bedroom bed.


THEN … a few minutes later


Dropping a 3/4 full jar of blueberry jam on the tile floor in the kitchen.

I’d kiss it better…and there’s always more jam

 

[LostHorizon]

This is far too positive for my mood currently

Have you ever been in a jail cell? It’s an awful place. The smell stays with you for days.

That snaps me out of any bad mood

 

[crazychemgirl]

Post in thread ' Halloween Candy Battle '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/🎃-halloween-candy-battle-🍬🍬.1620516/post-99836386

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you ever been in a jail cell? It’s an awful place. The smell stays with you for days.

That snaps me out of any bad mood

Nope … I’ve never even been arrested

 

[LostHorizon]

Nope … I’ve never even been arrested

Neither have I. I never plan to be either. Staying out of jail is a priority of mine.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Neither have I. I never plan to be either. Staying out of jail is a priority of mine.

I feel like that’s a pretty easy goal … you need to work harder.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d kiss it better…and there’s always more jam

Not for me… it was my only jar

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow, I’m REALLY feeling the love today from y’all!!
We don’t ALL make flavorless casseroles!

Who doesn’t love a good casserole though… am I right?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Who doesn’t love a good casserole though… am I right?

You ARE right… I just make sure to properly season my casseroles!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You ARE right… I just make sure to properly season my casseroles!

Oh absolutely…. I’m overcoming my generational unsealed white people ways

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think the only way to reign in this morning of terror is to masturbate furiously to orgasm.


*be back in a jif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think the only way to reign in this morning of terror is to masturbate furiously to orgasm.


*be back in a jif

Which one?...

 

[crazychemgirl]

…… much better

 

[LupineOne]

…… much better

Good! Go get it, girl!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay, you all know my love for frozen potatoes…