Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I've just had this.
She loves the Scottish

Oooh this reinforces my suspicions!

Tbh I cheated a decent amount in high school. Not because I wasn’t smart. That was just the most efficient way to get what I wanted which was good grades with minimal effort and more time to fuck off

I just scored well on tests and class participation points when I wasn’t ditching, and didn’t turn in homework I wouldn’t say I got good grades in all classes, but good enough to graduate on time, which was a miracle in itself, considering I switched high schools 4 times…mid-year, 3 times, no less!

Or...hear me out...not covering her in just the right places.

Hunger.
Craving.

Why do I get the feeling these 2 are connected? Like you’re strategically eating candy off just the right places…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Except my gems of course.

Right?

Right?

*stares*

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

 

[SWR101]

I mean… you asked for it!!

Covered
Uncovered?
Trick-or-treat?

Can I be honest and say I find the covered one the best?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

I love you too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never. In fact, I'm not even sure to what you are referring.

Maybe you should plan a trip to Canada so I can show you …

 

[Wand3rlust]

Maybe you should plan a trip to Canada so I can show you …

*checks flights*

 

[BrendaBear]

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

Hey!!!

I'll have you know, I turned off my music, turned the computer volume up to listen to your beautiful, posh talk.... and you hit me with that?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/t8MxeCIA4-cAAAAC/fuller-house-well-that-was-a-big-waste.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Maybe you should plan a trip to Canada so I can show you …

Should she plan on bringing her lawyer? Oh.. wait... I'm sure you know several who are skilled at getting you out of trouble....

So, not a problem. Got it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey!!!

I'll have you know, I turned off my music, turned the computer volume up to listen to your beautiful, posh talk.... and you hit me with that?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/t8MxeCIA4-cAAAAC/fuller-house-well-that-was-a-big-waste.gif

Well fine. Be that way. I don’t even care.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well fine. Be that way. I don’t even care.

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What did you do in your feral state?

Rubbed one out. Then totally ranched.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey!!!

I'll have you know, I turned off my music, turned the computer volume up to listen to your beautiful, posh talk.... and you hit me with that?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/t8MxeCIA4-cAAAAC/fuller-house-well-that-was-a-big-waste.gif

Same!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Talk about disappointment….


I was looking for smooth.. posh… velvet … from @Wand3rlust


And I got short, quick and over in 2 seconds.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Talk about disappointment….


And I got short, quick and over in 2 seconds.

Sigh... I know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sigh... I know.

I don’t care if a man is one pump chump ….

Truly …



As long as he buries his face between my legs before he collapses.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t care if a man is one pump chump ….

OMG! I get such an education here.... I hadn't heard that before...

 

[crazychemgirl]

OMG! I get such an education here.... I hadn't heard that before...

Oh so innocent

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, I worked it.

Pushing boundaries, well past what she had done in her past, by a long way. Daring her to use the safeword if she really wanted me to stop.

It was wonderful work...

Please.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can I be honest and say I find the covered one the best?

Agreed

 

[SWR101]

Talk about disappointment….


I was looking for smooth.. posh… velvet … from @Wand3rlust


And I got short, quick and over in 2 seconds.

So, like most of the guys you know?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, like most of the guys you know?

How do you know all my ex’s???

 

[SWR101]

How do you know all my ex’s???

“Why knows what shame lies in the hearts of men?”
https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/lAtr9JGsHEzLW6ZePbAvfmrdBbm.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ladies ….


Which would you prefer??

…. A guy who cums too quickly from intercourse... but always ensures you get an orgasm with his mouth, fingers or with a toy.

Or a guy who has a good size cock and can fuck for a decent amount of time but doesn’t bother with oral.

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t think … ever in my history of life has my head been quiet of thoughts.

Just a rampant buzz of a thousand hives constantly zooming inside my brain.

I can’t imagine…I can quiet my mind almost at will. Nothing there but silence and darkness if I close my eyes and focus a little.

So peaceful.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t imagine…I can quiet my mind almost at will. Nothing there but silence and darkness if I close my eyes and focus a little.

So peaceful.

Wow… I kind of hate you a little right now.