Sex & Shenanigans

[BongoGal]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

The most recent time was when I was alone in an elevator with a young man who I guess was somewhat sweaty in a way that radiated pheromones which silently screamed "Let's fuck!" I had to suppress a guttural growl. If it weren't completely inappropriate, I could have said, "Just so you know, even though I don't know your name or anything else, your personal musk has somehow caused my private parts to become tingly and moist. In a different time and place, I'd happily let you have your way with me."

 

[UnquietDreams]

but couldn’t they just get AI to write it and then hand-write copy it??

If you are hitting up AI for your paper, you are usually too lazy to handwrite a copy. Easier to hire someone smart, financially needy, and morally flexible.

 

[JustDave478]

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

I'm behind on this conversation, but the answer to this question is an emphatic yes. For me, it's all about find that shared feeling with another person.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you are hitting up AI for your paper, you are usually too lazy to handwrite a copy. Easier to hire someone smart, financially needy, and morally flexible.

Morally flexible

 

[LostHorizon]

The most recent time was when I was alone in an elevator with a young man who I guess was somewhat sweaty in a way that radiated pheromones which silently screamed "Let's fuck!" I had to suppress a guttural growl. If it weren't completely inappropriate, I could have said, "Just so you know, even though I don't know your name or anything else, your personal musk has somehow caused my private parts to become tingly and moist. In a different time and place, I'd happily let you have your way with me."

“Your personal musk has somehow caused my private parts to become tingly and moist.”

These are words men dream of.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have bad news about the workplace….

My ex teaches nursing students. Not who you want to cheat their way through school (though the NCLEX helps with that. Helps.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m in the mood to be completely worshipped and ….devoured.

Just laying breathless in a lump after so many orgasms that I can’t even remember my name.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Morally flexible

I never cheated in high school or collage. Ever.

I may have helped some people out with freelance editing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never cheated in high school or collage. Ever.

I may have helped some people out with freelance editing.

I never cheated either…. In school.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m in the mood to be completely worshipped and ….devoured.

Just laying breathless in a lump after so many orgasms that I can’t even remember my name.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I never cheated either…. In school.

Never cheated out of school either. Odd that way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never cheated out of school either. Odd that way.

Well la dee da

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well la dee da

Morally flexible in someways, not in others.

I didn't join Lit until my divorce was final, even though we had been separated for almost a year, and sexless for many years before that.

As I have said, I am bad at Lit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morally flexible in someways, not in others.

I didn't join Lit until my divorce was final, even though we had been separated for almost a year, and sexless for many years before that.

As I have said, I am bad at Lit.

You’re not bad at lit … it’s just preference…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m in the mood to be completely worshipped and ….devoured.

Just laying breathless in a lump after so many orgasms that I can’t even remember my name.

That sounds wonderful

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re not bad at lit … it’s just preference…

Oh, I'm bad a Lit. It's also a preference, but a personal one. Everyone's story is different and valid.

 

[Mada69]

The most recent time was when I was alone in an elevator with a young man who I guess was somewhat sweaty in a way that radiated pheromones which silently screamed "Let's fuck!" I had to suppress a guttural growl. If it weren't completely inappropriate, I could have said, "Just so you know, even though I don't know your name or anything else, your personal musk has somehow caused my private parts to become tingly and moist. In a different time and place, I'd happily let you have your way with me."

I don't think he would have been put off.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m in the mood to be completely worshipped and ….devoured.

Just laying breathless in a lump after so many orgasms that I can’t even remember my name.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/46q3e4rZ404AAAAC/sign-me-up-jlo.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/46q3e4rZ404AAAAC/sign-me-up-jlo.gif

Right?!!!

 

[BongoGal]

I don't think he would have been put off.

I suspect that his response would have been something like, "Excuse me, ma'am? I must have misheard you."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just sent to the edge and back again …

Over and over in dizzy wonder.




I think I’ve been thinking too much about my choices in the, “ok but hear me out” thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just sent to the edge and back again …

Over and over in dizzy wonder.




I think I’ve been thinking too much about my choices in the, “ok but hear me out” thread

Coming over and over until your soul leaves your body, not a single coherent thought in your head.

Quiet...

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m in the mood to be completely worshipped and ….devoured.

Just laying breathless in a lump after so many orgasms that I can’t even remember my name.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oEjHJ555hCK0HC5os/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912dauc5n6sks9rgkh9bwc7zwqb9piim0y5p8fu5v5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Good morning! I'm covering a half-day of classes later, but have most of the morning off. Thank goodness.
I'm also a few days late to this news, so apologies if the thread has already covered it, but I just saw that swindlers made off with over 22 tons of stolen cheddar in the UK this week.
While I definitely didn't do it, it reminds me of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist of about a decade ago, which I definitely would have done had I thought of it.

Friends, what foodstuffs would you steal in enormous quantities?
(And again, apologies if this has already been covered. I know I'm late to the party).

I missed several pages a couple days or so ago, so not sure if it was mentioned here, but @Btq97 mentioned it to me a couple days ago! We had some confusion with pounds (GBP) vs pounds (lb.), but I think with the weight and currency conversions, it worked out to approximately $30 USD per lb.

Maple syrup would be a great thing to steal. Especially since it’s crazy expensive while simultaneously delish!

Cheese, any variety I find useful (sharp cheddar in blocks or crumbles, in particular)

Ghirardelli dark chocolate
Almonds (salted whole and slivered)
Pecans likewise
Sugar
Flour (AP and cake)
Butter
Almond paste

Surprisingly, when my family goes to Mexico, the #1 thing we bring back is not tequila (#2) or Mexican Coke or pharmaceuticals, but pure vanilla extract. Just checked and that’s also averaging $30/lb online, which is more than most pure maple syrups.

If I was going to pull off a heist though, it would have to be saffron, which costs more per ounce than gold!

have you ever felt so horny you were downright feral?

LOL yes…my (ex-BF / FFXIV 2x eternally bonded / on-again off-again FWB / best friend always) describes that state as “viciously horny”

Yes.
Often in the great outdoors or at work, too.
Or in hotels.
Or in the sea.
Fuckssake, I'm just a fucking animal.

Woods and cornfields and libraries and theatres and bars and the bins behind the bars.....

It has happened
But obviously in a very, very hot way.
I wasn't going through someone's trash like a raccoon.

Apart from that one time on raccoon roleplay night.

Goddamn I love Englishmen so fucking much

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coming over and over until your soul leaves your body, not a single coherent thought in your head.

Quiet...

I don’t think … ever in my history of life has my head been quiet of thoughts.

Just a rampant buzz of a thousand hives constantly zooming inside my brain.